Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

"hmmm what to do" *already picking up the Switch and turning it on* "Whaaat to doooo~" *already going around playing Pokemon again* "Gosh just SO many choices."

no i mean seriously I ... I am still like "...hn I kinda wanna play pokemon again right now."

like I'm all "fuck I got so many other games to play I really should play them... OOOOORRRR I could play Pokemon Sword... hm."

...shit... this is the most into a pokemon game I've ever felt since I played Pokemon Blue way back when it first came out...

@BatElite I'm not so sure? I mean it's an entirely non story related NPC. It's just one of the trainer types you can battle around the place, so I didn't think it counted as spoiling anything?

... so there's a police officer NPC type in Pokémon swoosh.

The first one you meet (early on, not spoiler) literally says "Allo Allo Allo! What's all this then? Fancy a scrap with a copper?"

*Rolls up sleeves* you betcha, matey. }:3

@zatnosk I'm never going to be able to unimagine this now

Okay so... Where are all the dads in Pokémon games?
Like I think only ruby and sapphire has your character actually have a father and a mother and both appear in game...

Gotta say the UI in Pokémon swsh is a thing of beauty. Clean, efficient use of space, clear and concise, intuitive, easy to read. Surprisingly attractive in design despite being rather minimalist

I'm getting mobile ads for g2a that are basically "buy stolen or scammed game keys from us or we'll kill you"

Wtf.

Aw dang what do I call a girl machop

Siiiigh ... I forgot that the ONE skunk Pokémon exists. You know, the one that literally has an arse for a face.

.... I hate that Pokémon so much. I hate it's design. There's a Pokémon that's a literal walking pile of garbage, and it's design is better than THIS figurative pile of garbage. Ugh. Arseface. WHY.

somewhere I have the uh... the ...thingies for the joycons for my switch? you know the... button cover things for the top where it connects to the console so they can be held more comfortably and have a couple extra buttons?

... i dunno where tho. hm

@monorail parkour bun