Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@heytanuki@snouts.online wanna get like... thirty and just... jangle them in pawbs.

@heytanuki@snouts.online here we see the tanuki gathering trophies from their latest conquests, adorning their necklace with their prey. Another Ikea plundered for coffee tokens.

@theoutrider fuck I have seen that fight several times but I never realised what it was from or what movie it is but damn that fight fuckin rocks

@heytanuki@snouts.online love those tokens they are awesome I just wanna go to an ikea and like... grab a bunch of the damn things and just take them home without redeeming them because they're so nice to hold

@monorail the perfect rpg

@monorail what if you are seducing a robot for cold rational actions by using diplomacy

crocodiles grow in accordance to the availability of food, right?

so with that in mind

your crocodile girlfriend who because she lives in a world of plenty and readily accessable food has grown to like nine or ten foot tall and is constantly frustrated by having to find increasingly larger size clothing and banging her head on door frames since she cannot help her genetics at all, but is super sweet and gentle around you because you make her feel like she belongs.

@Siphonay@octodon.social how can we call it a buzzword if there aren't even any bees involved

@raspberry_boy@cybre.space do you think he hums the "I'm Lovin' It" jingle as he wraps up his prey?

plz do not drink the slime (without consent)

@najimi@hellsite.site @cozykaffe@snouts.online
*the Gravemind starts its spiel, Gordon looks visibly more and more angry, until finally he snaps and starts yelling at it for its horrific kitchen hygeine and how terrible it's cooking is and how dare it have the balls to think it better than everyone else and how dare it treat the Arbiter like shit just because he's not a head chef any more because dammit the Arbiter is at least competent*