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@pupy "Alexa no we don't want the tv gu-" "-blah blah blah-" "ALEXA STOP" "Blah blaaaa bl;ahblahblah" "ALEXA SHUT UP" "bl- okay."

@pupy (also had this exact same fucking experience trying to get someone's Alexa unit working with their tv like she would happily turn the TV to HDMI 1 but could we get it to turn back to the normal aerial connection ? fuck no. THEN she decided she didn't know what an HDMI1 was after we FINALLY managed to do so! so we're sat there going "alexa, change tv input to aerial" "I'm sorry I don't know what that is" "Alexa, change tv source to ae-" "Here is the TV Guide, blah blah-"

@sylveon i dunno because i've never done a linux at all really unless retropie on my rpi's count, (they probably do but I'd hardly call that 'doing a linux' personally since I barely interact with it at all) but i'm just here to comment that every time I read "Manjaro" I keep thinking of "Mario" instead and now there's Mario Linux

and it's a penguin with a moustache and a red M cap and an abysmally fake italian accent.

@pupy well I thought I was gonna turn it off after like five seconds but no no i had to keep watching and oh my god oh my god oh my god i just

wow

wwwwow

fuck. WOW.

too real.

Surprise, Ren!~ 

@BatElite gatsgfjjfrhsdhfjh!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3

Surprise, Ren!~ 

Hey @Nine remember the dress talk we had earlier today? I cheekily spent time I should probably have been reading for uni making this instead. :3

@cozykaffe@snouts.online realtalk I kinda thought I'd really need a proper controller for playing switch in bed but I've really taken to just using the joycons because then I don't have to lay sideways and lose feeling in my arm. I think imma get one of those joycon charging stations

@fermata@snouts.online Clefable: "ARen't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna just go ape shit?" ( ' u ' )

oh my god even clefairy has those eyes that look like they're lined with some horrible event they've seen

only Cleffa's eyes don't have those lines around them

oh my god what the hell

what has that poor thing experienced on evolution D:

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online frosmoth is SO GOOD omg
fluf babie

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online like cuz i wanna just... rub my hands along those bumps and feel em jiggle gently as I pet the snom because I bet that would feel really nice and fun and giggly

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online do you think like...

snom is like

those clear parts are pettable? and they're like... squishy??

like a gummy sweet or something? (except do not eat plz)

Friend: Hey, remember how a few years back you offered to explain the plot of back to the future and I said no? I kinda need you to explain...
Me: well it's about time...

@pupy @cozykaffe@snouts.online they're all goodest cutest babie

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