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welp time to try and make aw hole bunch of printed photos from stuff we took in japan

lewd adjacent, talking about genetalia, this is absolutely a pooptoot, please, this is a cognitohazard, do not click show more. you have been warned. 

If you take some kind of aphrodisiac and you get a really painful erection for an extended period of time, does that make it Boner Hurting Juice?

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@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz oh fuck
bubsy 1 was an exercise in agony and torture i hate that game so much AND YET

AND YET

I can't TRULY hate it. I mean clearly it's designed with that in mind, you can just... FEEL that all those pitfalls and sudden unavoidable enemies because you're moving so fast and so close to the edge of the screen are INTENTIONAL, 100%, like... the devs hated whoever was going to play this game, or wanted the players to suffer as much as them.

It's ... horrid, but... engaging. yknow?

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz oh shit speaking of which I LOVE those checkpoints honestly. I love how they're in pretty good positions, AND if you are skilled enough, you can shatter them and get a huge bonus points thing, but no save from then on at that point unless you restart the level, to really challenge yourself, like... wow, what a great way to allow player choice in challenge level!

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz I have been playing Shovel Knight in small spurts lately on my Switch because hhhhhhhh.

Honestly the bosses, while hard, aren't nearly as hard as some of the stage x-x; thank goodness for checkpoints, y'know?

( i mean not to say that it's fake comedy, haha fuck that. it DEFINITELY makes me laugh but i'm just baffled that it's clearly non-sensical but DAMN it's funny to me)

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i still don't quite get bone hurting juice as a meme but i still find it hilarious and i am honestly confused as to why i find it so funny even though i clearly do not understand it

I swear it's just like some kind of buffer overflow attack on my brain that executes arbitrary code to my comedy centres triggering a "this is funny" response.

@MochiWaifu i'll almost certainly check it out at some point. it's on My List* for sure :3

*: the list I don't actually have as a physical thing but as a subconscious memory of shows I ought to watch but almost certainly will never get around to until MANY MANY YEARS LATER when I go "oh shit yeah I wanted to watch that let's have a look for it" and then binge it.

Another japan pic, this is of the RX-0 Unicorn Gundam statue in Odaiba by the Gundam Base from behind and... fuck that's a good damn shot even if I do say so myself. Kinda really proud of this one. Really manages to strike a dramatic silhouette

oh no so many of the pics on my phone in japan came out blurry as shit ;;

@MochiWaifu aw no i haven't watched it yet because it doesn't star Kaban or the Serval I know and I was like "b-but... but i want my friends ;; please... please i want to be with them again... ;; "

@MochiWaifu Serval is just... so good and pure and cute.. and Kaban as well and I just... I just want them to have more adventures and hugs and aaaaa ;o;

legit kinda wanna cry now

@MochiWaifu ah fuck i knew i should have been looking out for those when I was in japan in case there was any actual kemono friends merch because goddamn i really wanna try japari buns they looked delicious

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz it kinda does huh?? Like, there's so much in the stage designs that is FRUSTRATING AND AAAAAA especially Plague Knight's stage, like, she's got fuckin' enemies that are designed to knock you off ledges all the damn time and it's so frustrating. but...

it's not like...

Sonic 2 Metropolis Zone or Megaman Air Man Stage level bullshit.

thinking about kemono friends again and just... how much i goddamn loved the first season ;w;

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz alternative punhcline: real tanoshii hours who up

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