Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

waking up to the intro theme to One Punch Man Season 1 is a pretty big mood tbqh.

@Frinkeldoodle see if I get a shiny wooloo i'mma call it Sneaker after Sneaker Pimps because of the song Black Sheep.

@KitRedgrave the only good version of monopoly is a dismantled one

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz he's like

bayonetta
only reverse

so like instead of bayonetta using her hair as clothing the whole time, it's paul phoenix's hair disguising part of itself as a human

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz THERE IS NO PAUL PHOENIX
ONLY HAIR

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz hell one of his moves should just be him bending over and his hair extending out with massive force like Dhalsim in SF2 punching opponents.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz serena i don't think you understand how much i am giggling at this picture of paul's hair just being... The Tallest. like...

I wish I had the game and some way to mod it so I could just... totally de-limit that hair length slider... TALLER hair. MORE. I want hair TALLER THAN PHOENIX HIMSELF

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz ...because of course it does. OF COURSE it does holy fuck ahahahha

ahahAHUIFLasf
FUCK
AHHA

Namco you absolute legends.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz I SWEAR his friggin hair gets taller with EVERY fucking game as well. like... it's just... elevating higher and higher and namco are doing it deliberately just to see if anybody notices.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz holy crap i forgot the tekken games were a thing I had like... the first two I think on ps1? I THINK i still have the disc for 2 as well! but yeah. heck. paul phoenix is...

...

that friggin hairdo oh my god it's like he saw guile from SF2 and was like "pff, amateur." and now it's a Hair Off between him and guile or something

@fillertrack for rouge the bat yes

@fillertrack far too powerful

@fillertrack why is rouge SO FRIGGIN STYLISH OHMYGOD