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milkshake levels are currently at 61% but fluctuating wildly

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@kyra @tom i keep thinking about apple's whole thing with Thunderbolt where they make what is actually a really good basis for a standard and everyone is like "oh shit that's actually good" and apple are like "yeah now EVERYONE will want to use it!" and so everyone DOES by making third party compatability for it and also bringing it to pc whereupon Apple go "wait no not like that aaaa" and make a NEW version that is IDENTICAL but NOT compatable because...

... because Apple I guess

@MadestMadness @Mycroft Apparently like, the whole dynamic of Elmer and Bugs was an allegory to a gay relationship where one partner (Elmer) was unable to reconcile his feelings with society's standards and could only openly reciprocate when the other, far less repressed partner (Bugs) dressed as a woman. You could read it that Bugs' constant tormenting of Elmer was all an allegory for trying to get him to just admit his feelings so the relationship is less toxic.

ah dang annoyingly I think there's a photo from when I was in japan that I've lost???...

it was a really good one too...

this is how *i* lose the time war 

@vyr *me with ADHD* wait... what is time?

WHERE is time???

@outie also random memory address access:

back in our first house in Guildford we had like, some kind of giant daisy bush out the front. I liked it, but also so did aphids. but then of course, so did ladybugs.

It was SWARMING with them, and I loved the li'l buggers. I used to sit there and just see how many different spots and types there were and let em crawl on my fingers. Such pretty bugs!

@Ivafakename o/' we're up all night to the sun
we're up all night for good fun
we're up all night to get some
we're up all night to get ivy o/'

@outie granted back in ye olden dayes england apparently had an infestation of wild pigs in london to the point that people were literally paid to hunt them in the streets and even with people literally getting paid to get free food, the population of wild pigs could not be brought under control, leading to the quote

"My lord, we really need to do something about the rats"
"The RATS?! Do something about the PIGS first, THEN we can talk about the rats!"

@outie I dunno but they should be because ladybirds and pigs are p. rad.

hi good morning today we are pooptooting about snes games attached to the Sonic & Knuckles cart for the megadrive and making up title screen names for these unholy combinations :3

I’m not saying they’re the cutest; I’m proving they’re the cutest.

@momjeans@americassweethe.art @vyr HARD AGREE oh my god jesus h christopher fudge muffinery goddamn. weirdo stalker dude aughhblghg get your shit together Clint fuuuuck

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