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Lunch 

@Ivafakename @miao but I could
if i so wished

have a nice
ice cold
milk drenched
bowl

of [i][b]coooorrrnnn flaaakkkeeesssssss[/b][/i]
*megalovania intensifies*

Lunch 

@Ivafakename @miao nah i gota stay home unfortunately so ... sammich for me i'm afraid

@Ivafakename @miao well yes but existential horror/angst is not exactly a nutritious lunch.

the photo I'm really looking for which appears to be just... friggin gone (;;) was really nice though. was like, this serene forest path, and there was just... this power line pole like in that second photo, but with the cables leading further up into the dense forest. It was ... just such a striking balance of nature and modern technology... I really wish I knew what the fuck happened to it

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@LANthus what are you even doing as a magical girl if you aren't shenaniganning around time and space itself anyway?

@LANthus (Oh I'm aware! I was specifically referencing youtu.be/SiMHTK15Pik?t=12 with the post you replied to :3 )

(yes i did just triple combo a set of dbz jokes and references what of it)

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what's that? I said it wrong?... what?? NINE thousand?? ...that's just splitting hairs, eight, ninethousand, what's the difference at this point??

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hey friends, my phone service is inactive and i am now unable to make calls or texts. some people who are important to me i can only communicate to via this means
so what i need right now is clientele.
if i can sell 3 logos, i can renew my phone plan for 3 months
if i sell 4 or 5, i can renew it for 6 months, and if i sell 6 or 7, i can renew it for a full year.
any help is appreciated! #mastoart #transcrowdfund

as a result the scouter says my power level is 3,264,000.

...

hm... must be broken. Pretty sure it can't be over eight thousand at the most. pff. damn planet trade organisation tech.

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every time someone favs or boosts my awful hedgehog joke that I have pinned my power level increases

+1000 power for every like
another level of kaio-ken for every boost.

@Pixley me to duolingo: "Could you maybe just chill?"
Duolingo: "How about maybe YOU chill"

...also i was not told about milkshakes and I am not being brought to town or the yard as a result of milkshake critical mass.

...

ergo i am not a boy

QED fuckos

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....

if the milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...

is that why the boys are back in town?

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