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@hyperlink @Colophonscrawl@snouts.online ...realtalk though I would legit sleep in a giant pet bed

I figured "hey maybe I should buy a pack or surgical masks in case the new bonus extra flu kicks off proper here as well" and looked on amazon and found amazon.de/dp/B074KC7QPL/ref=sr and oh my god

it's a lovely day in skyloft, and you are a horrible groose

re: 🌯 (cw: food) 

*still nomming burrito, which looks something like this-- and takes a while*

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Yeah I think it's probably best I don't even if I might be okay at it. Also it irks me a lot that I can't pick a character without buying their currency with real money.

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Well, I placed 7th in my first game... Then came first in all three of the next ones. On the switch. I... Hmm

... I'm not sure it's a game for me? But it was very funny to harpoon the last player right after they built a barricade to try and snipe me from, then finish them immediately with a shotgun. ...

Pretty sure I'm meant to be building more than I do though. Eh. I'm playing solo who cares

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Welp. Gonna try out this castle evening game thing all the kids are yelling about

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@troubleMoney counter counter point. Humans are adorable space orks

" hey man, you uh... You got any updog?"
"Yeah actually I do. Right here." *Points at @hyperlink*
Hyp: *wagging tail already*

@noiob rock shork jus' havin' a good time boppin' along to a tuuune

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