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@itsnero the great thing about "good cops" in fictitious media is that they are fictitious. and that means that good cops do not exist, at all. except in our imagination.

good cops are imaginary.

ACAB.

@a9 raymoo sanders 2020, she'll lead gensoukyo into a bright future

Misty wishes cuddles. She's rather more polite about it than Thulhu is, but no less insistent.

LB: paging @outie come in florian this one's for you I know you're gonna love this one :D

okay so I just had a terribly cursed thought

so there's Disney+ right

and we've already had Disney shows on the disney channel

and obviously they're big into starwars now

so I'm pretty sure they could market a comedy series where a kid who is really powerful in the force tries to live a nice peaceful life whilst in jedi school. they could call it That's So Revan.

@uni read this as "believe in texas" instead of live and it still parsed.

@hyperlink instead of climging down into a mood hole try climbing into a snuggle with a mood dhole!

@monorail psh I've been watching twitter hashtags of tech issues for ages and I haven't gotten employed yet.

... what's that?

...not those kinds of trends? ... oh

re: bev 

@monorail oh no now i can't not read that like that too

hot take:
you shouldn't put your house keys in the oven because if you take them out you may hurt your hand because they were hot

the last thing you want is to give yourself the spicy keychain

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