Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@JohnBrownJr realtalk I think this is what pissed off one of my uncles when I visited years ago. I said I didn't like sprouts and broccoli, they put sprouts and broccoli on my plate, I didn't eat them, they yelled at me for not eating them because "there are kids starving in africa who would love to eat that!" and I was just "...well, why aren't they able to then? Why aren't we giving them all this food that's going to be wasted?"

Fucker had to take a few seconds to process it.

I could do anything right now. I'm playing an emulated rom of the Super Mario Picross game on SNES.

awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah

@heytanuki@snouts.online This sector is corrupted, you are in danger of being eaten by a Kernal Panic.

> what now?

@heytanuki@snouts.online ...a text adventure designed OS would be pretty amazing tbqh? rather cluttered and verbose but... gosh i kinda like it?

@BatElite I daren't. The bot might end up hornier than me.

@apow@snouts.online muwaaahahahaha! >:3
*skitters off and sits in your minecraft house using your furnaces and crafting tables and petting your kitties!!... but uses their own resources because stealing from other people when they have limited resources already is very wrong*

@Ivafakename Nice

I really should watch what I say on here because my bot is gonna learn weird shit from me. fuck i said shit. SHIT I said fuck.

Honey Bunches of Goats

@apow@snouts.online *walks up to you and starts gently papping you on the head, more like a headpat, as stacks of 255 Brick blocks spill out from their inventory, and get sucked up into yours*

@Ronflaix this is... a fair point. You'd probably have to do more work than just a little dialogue box for Earthbound to make it any good. Probably why Undertale's entry is just the logo text.

@Ronflaix ...honestly quite surprised, I could have sworn it did?

@Ronflaix Mr Saturn mode, where all the puzzles are just Mr Saturn sprites doing various things. because

@Ronflaix RIGHT?!

@Ronflaix honestly an Earthbound Picross game would be the most surreal fuckin thing imaginable I'm sure

@Ronflaix pff XD

@Ronflaix ...it's possible someone intended that but there's only so many frames of animation they would put in, and also someone at ninty probably went "yyyyeah that's prolly too far"