Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@welshpixie oh dang that's rad as heck I should do that too

so i've got one of those little portal 2 turret models on my desk and Thulhu keeps playing with it and investigating it by biting it, and I really wish it played the turret sounds.

@welshpixie holy crap it really looks like it is??... I'm gonna bet it's just like, a bit of rubbish someone stuffed in there like a few crisp packets or something and some leaves and moss that built up over the years, but.. it certainly looks like it!

@wottermelon@snouts.online @hyperlink petition to rename "gremlin energy" to "hyperlink energy"

iiiit's WRITING TIMEMEEEEEMEMEMMEEEEEEEE

@e_Glyde (also fucking A+ post holy shit lol)

@e_Glyde ...oh god what have i done

don't forget to smash that like button, tap it for three mana, turn it to the defence position, and summon Blue Eyes White Subscriber and click on the link to my Patreon

me now having to clean the grill out because of charcoal'd toast and cheese all over it that yes, WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE, trying to clear smoke out of the house: *midway through trying to clean the grill pan, drops it in the sink... somehow.* Heck! *tries to pick it up* *drops it again* DOUBLE HECK! *successfully cleans it, puts it in the drying rack*
Drying Rack: WELP *falls into the sink, with the clean grill pan*
me: FRICKING HECKO

me: *sets phone down to use both hands to sort out cheese on toast and open a packet of cheese*
also me: *IMMEDIATELY forgets where they put their phone upon setting it down after finishing with the cheese*
also me: *puts cheese on toast under grill, has to dash off for a few minutes*
toast: *cooked*
me: *still elsewhere, having forgotten immediately about toast under grill*
toast: *burned*
me: owo ?
toast: *on fire*
me: ...OH RIGHT, TOAST.

... oh no I'm one of those stereotypically clutzy anime maids who is terrible at her job. D:

@theoutrider I choose to read this at every character getting boob jiggle physics. The male ones too. Even robots and agender characters. Jiggly boobs everywhere.

@Ivafakename the cornflakes will never die