Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Beancatte@snouts.online remind it that the 3d castlevania games largely suuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk.

(I mean Lords of Shadow might not but i dunno that just feels like shadow of the colossus with a castlevania skin on it)

@Beancatte@snouts.online why does this image make me imagine a very pitched up, slightly faster, faint version of the NES version of Bloody Tears.

@mavica if the doctor's name is McAfee or Norton maybe get a second opinion c_c;

@bentosmile @noiob I think I heard of this oh my god rofl. like.. .who the fuck even... WHY would you even do that I mean imagine the smell the drain for the shower isn't meant for that omfg XD

@Ronflaix yep! The DLC one does anyway. you equip the head piece I think to your horse, and then that horse TELEPORTS to you instead of running over. and that means it can be teleported ANYWHERE if I recall.

still thinking about the ancient horse armour for Breath of the Wild and how it lets your horse teleport and how my brain's immediate - and surprisingly NOT cursed - thought was "Teleporse" and how good that is.

...but now the catch, because there is ALWAYS a catch with my brain

...now I can't NOT think "teleporse" whenever I see, read about, hear of, or think of a horse in any capacity.

@noiob @nyankat wait...

this wasn't some kind of shitpost? this actually happened!?

*looks it up... immediately finds news article of said incident*

...

I...

ohmygod

@hyperlink you had one job hype.

i swear to god i go away for like five minutes and i come back and my timeline is full of orbeez posting. what in the fuck is an orbeez

@rat Damn, dude needs to save some men for the rest of us y'know? thirsty ass old duke.

...oh right i should eat something

@vantablack he'd never do that. He's too afraid of Isabelle, what with her having her own set of Doomslayer armour, and a meaty shotgun.

@FingerSocks@snouts.online (source: I ... I bought the ff6 remake on ps1. ._.;;; it was... the WORST decision I had ever made)

@FingerSocks@snouts.online 6 had a PS1 remake as well but ... it's just the SNES version with ridiculous loading times. it adds nothing except a not even meaningful or particularly related cutscene (that's really more of an opening trailer for the menu) x-x; the Advance remake at least is properly coded, runs really well, and has some additional content I think?... or at least has bug fixes aplenty.