Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@hyperlink and even more baffling, he has a partner. He's in a long term relationship. Someone EVEN MORE enigmatic than Pellets Guy.

a guy in his 40s who is just... living his best fuckin' life clearly and gives absolutely the lowest amount of fucks about things that don't matter (like "normalcy")

and he has a partner. Someone who shares their life with him. who are they? what are they like? what secrets do they hold? What wisdom could they bestow upon us mortals??

@hyperlink Every time I hear something new about Pellets Guy I am simultaneously in absolute awe and disbelief.

If I heard about pellets guy from anybody but you I would have a really hard time believing it wasn't some kind of elaborate long term meme, or some character from some obscure cartoon that ran for far too short a time but is beloved by all who managed to watch it (idk like Home Movies or something I guess)

but no. he's real. he doesn't SEEM real, but he's real.

@Ronflaix lshdfls;djf

I mean on the upside preordering it DOES give you Doom 64 so. you know... extra doomage.

@Ronflaix The Meme has ascended. it has gained sentience.

...oh god

doom eternal preorder gets you a fuckin' "DOOT" skin for the Revenant in multiplayer.

because of course it does. bloody hell.

LB: We're already here :3

@Ronflaix some of the regular enemies are straight up almost just recolours of Space Harrier ones too lol.Then again it is a prototype that never got released apparently.

@Ronflaix Very! good one though. I could use recommendations. Mostly I remembered it because of a post about Space Fantasy Zone on the PCE/TG-16 CD, which was Fantasy ZOne by way of Space Harrier.

Oh heck the PC Engine, that's a system I forgot about th at I can easily emulate now on my rpi.

Also me: *listening to friends speak*
Friend: *makes a completely innocuous statement that just happens to be able to be taken as an innuendo despite all context suggesting otherwise*
My brain: "LOL"
me: *now can't NOT mention it*

oh no headache D:

gonna lie down, probly sleep

see if that helps

a scenario:

friend: *conversing*
me: *conversing also with them*
friend: *makes lewd reference/innuendo*
me: *completely utterly misses the reference, responds to it earnestly*
friend: ... *points out it was meant to be lewd*
me: *BSOD*

@witchfynder_finder @hyperlink ahhh, they activated the Turbo Button

Reggie Fils-Ame Gigas

@outie implying anybody gets to experience any kind of normal functionality with virgin media hubs