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aaaa fuck i just had a moment like "oh dang Ori and the Will of the Wisps is coming out soon, I remember the first game being really incredible and what a hella good soundtrack it has! I should listen to that again, I wonder why I haven't in so long?"

and then I remembered

because there are tracks that just reduce me to tears almost immediately because of how beautiful they are and the memories they spark

john freeman who was gordon freeman's brother was one day:

a) an artichoke
b) a flamingo
c) an office
d) snooPING AS USUal

speedrunner: nice looking game you got here...

game dev: thanks :)

speedrunner: would be a real shame if i...

dev: wait

speedrunner: ...clipped into the wall and backwards jumped to the final boss fight

dev: nooooooooooo

@SuperCee@plush.city which is also the right answer, of course :D

(this is my mecha [talking quietly so i don't wake up anybody else and because i don't want to be a bother i just hope everyone is having a nice time sorry to be a bother please continue doing what you're doing <3 ] )

"So here, you'll see an exploded view of the device-...yes? What is it, Ren?"
"Um... why is it all in complete pieces? Where's the fragments???"
"...not THAT kind of exploded view-"
"well why the hell NOT?! C'mon, why call it an exploded view if there's no explosions!? that's false advertising!"

@charcoalbeans@snouts.online @hyperlink someone should make the Dallas Salad now.

also just noticed hyli changed is fuckin icon into something EVEN MORE gremlin energy and I swear it wasn't like that yesterday so did he literally change icons JUST for that duran duran/nine inch nails shitpost?!

I...

how can anybody compete with that

@radicalrobit @hyperlink I just realised that the song would be called "Head Like The Wolf" and I hate this

you know that smell kitties have when they've been sunbathing

that lovely nice smell you bury your face into their fur from and snifffffff

and it's so good?

I love that smell.

Kami smells like that right now.

@pup_hime There's a game by Mr Podunkian called Wasted that is basically a parody of Fallout 3, but toilet paper is the currency.

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