Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@outie (the ship's cook is called "Potts" because lol puns lol. also he does not understand this "human food" thing all that well, so while he is absolutely brilliant at making sure the crew gets the right nutrition... they sometimes uh... would rather not. He's getting there tho!

thanks to @outie I have now written up a document detailing some basic ideas for three members of a pirate crew. The seven foot tall, absolute unit of a captain who uses a ship's broadside cannon she's ripped off its moorings as her "pistol", like a bazooka, loading and firing it with her free hand (shot, powder and all), the first mate/butler/navigator who is extremely long suffering but clearly the brains of the operation and very loyal to the captain, and the ship's cook who is a shark dude.

@applejuice@notbird.site and then also mixing up "doesa bear shit in the woods" with it and it becomes "does a wet bear pope in the woods"

@hyperlink or as they call it in the US, a Hyperlink Pounder.

@tom imagine keeping one single form

this toot by slime gang

@Kat@snouts.online @hyperlink bear is flying, how can this be??

@Ivafakename turret chonk

@owashii@snouts.online Ah yes the good ol' Scooby Dodge. I've employed this Mindtech extensively before.

Lol, love how there's Polybius arcade machines in this game.

Of course most of the arcade machines you find are other Wolfire games XD Overgrowth of course, but also Black Shades, Depserate Gods, and Lightning's Shadow. No GLFighters or Lugaru tho! Strange.

STILL 99% certain that's an abstergo logo in the ground floor of the lift lobby rooms with the hospital gurneys.

@a_breakin_glass *notices ur depth charges* OwO what's thi- *signal lost*

@a_breakin_glass *sonar pings u*

@tom @jk ...this ... this is a mood. I want this too.

"Okay we've released this extremely niche audio equipment, and hopefully it'll do w-...oh no"
"What, sir?"
"oh no, pull it, pull it now, please, oh god please pull it before it KILLS US ALL"
"what are you TALKING about!?"
"THE NERDS, THE ANTIDEMOGRAPHIC! THEY LOVE IT!!"
"OH FUCK IT'S TOO LATE"

*entire company HQ explodes and melts at the same time*

@owashii@snouts.online honestly lately I'm beginning to wonder if I'm on the spectrum because a lotta things are just... ticking a lotta boxes, even things I did long ago that I had forgotten and only just realise I STILL do.