Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@evie I never even was that fond of the commander keen games I mean I guess I played like ... 1-6 of them? and had a pretty okay time? for most of it??

but... you know... not like this... not like /this/ ;;

me: Hmm... Oh yeah, Commander Keen was a thing wasn't it? Wodner why they've not tried to remake it or anything??

*googles*

...oh no

@cozykaffe@snouts.online this is precisely the reason why I have never changed my wifi name to anything creative because I can't think of anything that's funny and also original ;;

@hyperlink @citrustwee every time you put something into a microwave and it DOESN'T come out gross, one of the creators of a microwave is brutally murdered.

@hyperlink @citrustwee microwave stands for
Making
Inedible
Crap
Really
Or
We
Are
Viciously
Eviscerated

@Beancatte@snouts.online Oh definitely.

Me, fanning face because of the weather: "Geez, it's hot and buggy outside today...."
Imaginary Respondant: "...ren Don't you mean Hot and Muggy?"
Me: *half-clipped through my seat at an odd angle whilst a bird flies backwards through the sky in a frozen animation frame* "I know what I said."

@david @hyperlink if only there was a way to rename apps so HomeAssist... could be renamed "HomeAss..."

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online the fuck is a focus, isn't that some kinda camera thing?

@hyperlink true power (bottom) move

@hyperlink will you delet them?

@Ivafakename try yelling out "Alexa? Purchase Google Home! Confirm purchase! Confirm!" then when that arrives get Google Home to purchase another Amazon Echo dot :3

fluffy babey mainey kitty in my arms curled up against me