Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@007@mastodon.xyz REACTOR: "You know you really could clean this place up a bit, it's a pigsty! And ugh, those labcoats? SO last fashion!"
Scientist 2: "oh no it's gone critique instead!"

ah frig. Brutal Doom crashes GZdoom on the regular due to the chasecam. so, rolling, fatalities, presumably even the death cam, all outta the question. :< Can't find any damn info on why or how to fix it, and yeah, it's just Brutal Doom causing it. Tried an otherwise vanilla mod load with just Doom 2 and Brutal doom, three levels in, and blooop, crashed due to rolling.

@fraggle@octodon.social i too like 2 gmgmig on ym pepc

@legendaryjoeb oohhhh my god fucking hell these puns XD

@Squiddy also if they get self aware they need some way to express themselves

swim swim hungry

@LANthus @evie and like... this is back from 2019 and the game STILL hasn't come out so...

@LANthus @evie I mean clearly they were like "shit we need more cash uhhh, what's something old we can modernise so we can get more quick cash from the nostalgia addicts? Oh I know! Mobile F2p games make cash hand over fist! Let's do that with it too!" not at all thinking about how the peojple who KNOW who commander keen is would be like "what the FUCK , NO" and people who don't would be like "??? Bethesda wtf r u doin fuck off."

@LANthus @evie but yeah, jeez. I mean, I'm cool with Keen having a sister, that's fine, but... a mobile f2p game?... really???

@LANthus @evie wait there are more Keen easter eggs in the more recent doom games? I just remember the Commander Keens you gotta kill in the super secret level of Doom 2 to exit the level

@evie I never even was that fond of the commander keen games I mean I guess I played like ... 1-6 of them? and had a pretty okay time? for most of it??

but... you know... not like this... not like /this/ ;;

me: Hmm... Oh yeah, Commander Keen was a thing wasn't it? Wodner why they've not tried to remake it or anything??

*googles*

...oh no

@cozykaffe@snouts.online this is precisely the reason why I have never changed my wifi name to anything creative because I can't think of anything that's funny and also original ;;

@hyperlink @citrustwee every time you put something into a microwave and it DOESN'T come out gross, one of the creators of a microwave is brutally murdered.