Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

therapist: "so, if there is one thing you could change about the wor-"
me: *immediately* "Character creation do-over tokens and physglitches in real life should be a thing."
therapist: "...uh... Y-you mean... in videogames or...?"
me: *not breaking eye contact* "did i stutter?"

@monorail I mean geese are pretty scary to begin with, it's like they REMEMBER when their species was huge-ass dinosaurs and they're really friggin bitter about it and just hate everything bigger than them with a primal passion that verges on obsession, and they will not rest until people remember too that they were once dinosaurs.

@monorail actually real talk i'm now imagining a goose holding a can and slowly levitating up by clacking it repeatedly in their beak, rising up above lowly humans and just how friggin terrifying that would legit be

@monorail and they say geese don't fly

steam straight up going "hey you bought this game at some point and have never played it! :D why not give it a try?" and I'm like all

">_> <_< >_>;; I have no memory of this purchase"

w...wait... what the fuck when did I get sunset overdrive what the shit???

also gonna look into this coding doohickery again, this time Imma try out Godot.

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...no, it's not because I'm looking for the perfect time to make a "waiting for Godot" pun, and i resent the implication that I am hyperfixated on puns.

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even though i am.
but still, very rude to call me out like that. even if it's absolutely true.

thinkin' bout how good the yakuza 0 soundtrack is again

beep beep imma cheep

@hyperlink can you Frank though?

@b0undarybreaker @monorail look Gordon! Ropes! We can use those to- HELP ME GORDON

Huey Leuy and the Newey

@finn WRONG LEVERRRR always cracks me the fuck up and just how absolutely it does NOT give a single FUCK about continuity, accuracy to the time period, or in fact anything beyond "douchenozzle emperor gets turned into a llama, learns humility from a peasant dude, turns out to be a good dude in the end and becomes better from the experience".

@finn heck yeah it does.

@hyperlink turn from the dark side hyli D:

@hyperlink hyli no, don't do this. do not

@hyperlink the more this is said the more it sounds like some kind of obscure kink