Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online illegal possession of da booty

Me: *sitting having a nice relaxing morning chilling out while pain meds kick in*
The gremlin part of my brain: Oats :D
Me: :D OATS
The OTHER gremlin part of my brain: :) broats
first gremlin part: D: no don't listen it's a tra-
Entirety of my brain: *immediately putting together a fictional ad campaign for the sort of people who would buy (and the people who would even THINK of MAKING) porridge oats marketed to gross hypermasc dudebros who are afraid of anything "girly"*
Me, G1: D8
G2: :)

you're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you gordon?

@noiob i said post blahaj not become blaha-....actually you know what, nevermind, this is fine :)

A song I never get tired of - Die Anywhere Else from Night in the Woods - An absolutely incredible game and this particular track was my absolute fuckin' favourite. It was a joy to play in the minigame, and there's an incredible cover by MandoPony on youtube of it. CW - Death mention in the lyrics for it, flashing lights in at least one of the video, semi-eyecontact as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3EKPTyUl0I . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kYTe25h-bU

fediverse is asleep post blahaj

@Luxotek@jorts.horse it's like dril decided to use bug reporting as his twitter feed

@socks the irony is that a while ago someone effectively did exactly that to use a wiimote and sensor bar to do head tracking on pc! :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw

@mavica ahhh the curse of being stuck in low-power on bootup, I know it well.

several times I have gone to boil water, and forgotten to turn the kettle on, and then poured the water into the cup and wondered "hey. why is there no steam, why is this water not getting fully tea-i-fied immediately and why does it feel weird and oh goddamnit i didn't boil the kettle did i :| "

@owashii@snouts.online autocorrect: *notices ur typing style* OwO what's this?

@V @pronounshe@lgbt.io a bit like this! https://www.gamefront.com/games/unreal-tournament-2004/file/miko-fox this is her reference pose and also in one of her teamcolour skins, and possibly an older version of the model, the current one of which is 2.1 . I can't find much in the way of pictures for her sadly ;w; but here's the download! https://www.lonebullet.com/models/download-miko-fox-21-unreal-tournament-2004-model-free-1530.htm

@enbyss@hellsite.site I guarantee if Linux had existed when I was a kid, and it was the OS my dad used at home? That shit would be easy to me now!...g...granted I would probably be one of those awful FOSS-Techbros too as a result *shudder* but that's a WHOLE different issue to unpack. D: