Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@jk see what's happened there is you've got yourself stuck in final fantasy 2 leveling mode. Now when you increase one skill you get worse at others. I'd tell you how to undo that but unfortunately I also got stuck in that mode while trying to remember how final fantasy 2 worked and now it's the only thing im any good at and I can't remember how to breathe

@jk synthesis: hahaha Yamaha chip go bwooooooo

@Beancatte@snouts.online I know that feel all too well.

Ten total cards to collect. All five drops achieved. All five are duplicates. I may have done a screm

Evil Gremlin part of my brain: :)
Me and good Gremlin part of my brain: ....

Me:... Actually...
G1: yeah that was actually pretty funny, ngl.

G2: :)... Wait what :|

Me: yeah that hypermasc over the top bullshit is hilarious honestly, I love parodying how ridiculous it is.
G1: ya! That was a great idea!

G2: D: n-nooo

Still not enough for you? FUCK YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

but don't worry, we here at BROATS know what our customers really want.

A BREAKFAST THAT WILL PUT HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST. Inside every box of delicious nutritious BROATS is A FREE JAR OF PROTEIN POWDER. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT IN THEEEEERREEEEE

buy BROATS today! GET MAAAAANLYYYYYY

What's that?? Broats contain regular oats? YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT?! THEY'RE DELICIOUUUUUUS

plus you forgot about VITAMINS AND MINERAAAAAAALLLLSSSS

You thought we were done with just that?
HELL NO
we FORTIFIED it even more with LITERAL FORTIFICATIONS

Now just buying BROATS requires you to singlehandedly besiege a castle! REAL MEN ONLYYYYY!!! (trebuchetsiegeenginesarmourswordandbatteringramsoldseparately)

Broats! It's Oats, but for MEN!!!!!!
FORTIFIED with ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS
That's like POWERUPS IN VIDEOGAMES and ROCKS AND SHIT
THAT'S HOW MANLY YOU'LL BE, CRUNCHING ON ROCKS SO BRODACIOUSLY IT'LL MAKE YOU EVEN MANLIERRRRR
porridge??? GET THAT GOLDILOCKS CRAP OUTTA HERE!!! That's for LITTLE GIRLS who RUN AWAY FROM BEARS
With BROATS, you go into the Bears house and then THEY BECOME YOUR SERVANTS IN YOUR NEW BEAR STAFFED HOUSE!

@noiob it detected you were already blahaj :3

@kelly chump is now some kind of onomatopoeia in my brain help

@Noelle808 mood.

Unless there is a huge, tol, buff as fuck girl who takes up half the screen.... Then I wanna be her

@jk thus is the karma for your actions

@Siphonay@octodon.social mlemmlemmlem