@matt "Me: huh? Billy-ya-AUUUGHHH I GET IT FUCK "
@BatElite shhhhshshshs, you'll blow their cover! cwc
food
@LilyVers@queer.party @vyr Vyr's gained the power of Chester Cheetah!?
@pup_hime that's mostly just the most blatant pooptoot part of it.
the gif file extention, everyone normally pronounces it with a hard g. "Giff".
APPARENTLY it's MEANT to be pronounced "Jiff"
...I don't personally get it, myself. but "jif" is also the brand of a popular lemon juice.
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party knucklesOHNO.mp4
new file extension pronunciations:
jaypeg ❌ j-pug ✔️
pee-en-gee❌ pung/ping ✔️
bmp❌ bump ✔️
doc-ecks ❌ dokkssssssssssss (longer the better on the "sss"es) ✔️
7zip❌ 7up ✔️
tar.gz❌ turglz ✔️
bzip❌ bee-sip ✔️
com❌ dot cawwwmmm ✔️
exe❌ eeksie ✔️
batch❌ bat. it's a bat file. a file folder full of little bats. they chirp when you open it because it's bright out, let them sleep. ✔️
gif❌ lemon ✔️
@joshua j-pugjgsdhjklfsdhf
@joshua docx is a nice easy one tho.
you just call it "dokkkssss" with the emphasis on elongating the sssss noise.
@joshua jpg is the really hard one. obviously i tend to pronounce it jaypeg. but... it always feels like that's too... i dunno...
what THEY want me to pronouce it as and it kinda gets my hackles up, like, fuck you, techbros. I'm gonna pronouce it MY way, j-just as soon as I figure out what that is...
because juh-puhG is just... it's awful.
@joshua Oooh, ping is good, i tend to pronounce it "pung"
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party vyr you created an scp level cognitohazard and this ever, EVER gets into the rest of the world, outside of masto, i am going to let everyone know you were responsible XD
@g i do this with a lot of file extensions. even ones where you really ought not to. like bmp. i do not say "bee emm pee" I do not say "bitmap". I say "bump"
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party VYR WHY
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party ....at first I was like "haha that's funny" but then my mind went "yeah but you know that if these existed... they'd also make the flamin hot ones. :| "
aaaand that's when the screaming started.
@LilyVers explicitly told me not to do this. her exact words were:
> you will find knowledge moving forward, but it will bring no comfort, no wealth, no power, no pleasure. there is no one at the end of this shadowy path who will reward your sacrifice, no pleased smile or soft lips or kind, slender hands to soothe your broken body, your reaved mind. ahead lies only ruin. ahead lies a Pyrrhic satisfaction. ahead lies a pit whose sides are slick, and you, seeker, you dare to think you carry a rope long enough to climb out. TURN BACK.
so, anyway, here's
@vikxin say it louder for the folks in the back because FUCK YES TEAM ROCKET TRIO IS TRANS AND MEOWTH IS ENBY
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.