Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
@socks *hums under their breath* teenage mutant ninja turglz~
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@LilyVers@queer.party @vyr ALERT ALL STATIONS. WE HAVE A POSSIBLE CODE 4.30! DANGEROUSLY CHEESY LEVELS INCOMING.
@matt "Me: huh? Billy-ya-AUUUGHHH I GET IT FUCK "
Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz
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If football is a game of inches, then pool is a game of yards
Billy-yards 😏
@BatElite shhhhshshshs, you'll blow their cover! cwc
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@LilyVers@queer.party @vyr Vyr's gained the power of Chester Cheetah!?
@pup_hime that's mostly just the most blatant pooptoot part of it.
the gif file extention, everyone normally pronounces it with a hard g. "Giff".
APPARENTLY it's MEANT to be pronounced "Jiff"
...I don't personally get it, myself. but "jif" is also the brand of a popular lemon juice.
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party knucklesOHNO.mp4
new file extension pronunciations:
jaypeg ❌ j-pug ✔️
pee-en-gee❌ pung/ping ✔️
bmp❌ bump ✔️
doc-ecks ❌ dokkssssssssssss (longer the better on the "sss"es) ✔️
7zip❌ 7up ✔️
tar.gz❌ turglz ✔️
bzip❌ bee-sip ✔️
com❌ dot cawwwmmm ✔️
exe❌ eeksie ✔️
batch❌ bat. it's a bat file. a file folder full of little bats. they chirp when you open it because it's bright out, let them sleep. ✔️
gif❌ lemon ✔️
@joshua j-pugjgsdhjklfsdhf
@joshua docx is a nice easy one tho.
you just call it "dokkkssss" with the emphasis on elongating the sssss noise.
@joshua jpg is the really hard one. obviously i tend to pronounce it jaypeg. but... it always feels like that's too... i dunno...
what THEY want me to pronouce it as and it kinda gets my hackles up, like, fuck you, techbros. I'm gonna pronouce it MY way, j-just as soon as I figure out what that is...
because juh-puhG is just... it's awful.
@joshua Oooh, ping is good, i tend to pronounce it "pung"
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party vyr you created an scp level cognitohazard and this ever, EVER gets into the rest of the world, outside of masto, i am going to let everyone know you were responsible XD
@g i do this with a lot of file extensions. even ones where you really ought not to. like bmp. i do not say "bee emm pee" I do not say "bitmap". I say "bump"
anybody else get the urge to pronounce "PDF" as "puhduff" instead of "Pee-dee-eff"?
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party VYR WHY
@vyr @LilyVers@queer.party ....at first I was like "haha that's funny" but then my mind went "yeah but you know that if these existed... they'd also make the flamin hot ones. :| "
aaaand that's when the screaming started.
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
