@anarchiv @BestGirlGrace @V increase the volume, mass, and density of the mammalian creature of the order Carnivora and the family Canidae, proportionally so that it is greater than it was before.
or don't. this is a toot, not a law. go wild with the increases, or decreases. ensmallen the doggo if you wish, maybe do so but also increase its density
creative a supermassive dog hole at the centre of the galaxy.
@BestGirlGrace @V embiggen the doggo
@V dogroids
@monorail real fluid slurping hours who up
@socks risky, but I think you should do it :o
@masklayer "Oh man this is a great videogame! It's so comfy and nice and fun!"
"Buddy your butt is not gonna thank you later D:"
*hours later*
"oh god i've been sat down too long and my butt went to sleep oh no"
your butt: "I WARNED YOU BRO. I TOLD YOU ABOUT CHAIRS."
If you haven't read 17776 https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
me: "The blowtorch [to loosen nuts] was an innovation I hadn't seen before."
@mavica : "Can't be stuck if it's a liquiid."
@legendaryjoeb nintys pun game is absolutely on point this generation
@BestGirlGrace @cozykaffe@snouts.online taht is either a kilt or a skirt and honestly
both are valid and awesome as fuck
@zatnosk Mastodon is clearly protecting me from the cognitohazards
@tom tom i swear if you respond by posting a dairy queen slime i will uh... fuckin...
uh...
hm. ... I WOULD say I'd be disappointed in you but I'll be honest if I had the time to devote to it it's something /I/ would absolutely do ... i mean i'd still be disappointed in myself for doing it but I'd still be grinning like the gross horrid gremlin i am.
Hm.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.