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@jk *calls ATI* ah sorry your processor is AMD we're ATI we can't help you you'd best AMD for technical assistance.

and then you are in an endless cycle of "go ask mom/dad" with the same company

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josef

*extremely AMD voice*
ah sorry your graphics card is ATI, we're AMD. we can't help you. you'd best ask ATI for the drivers

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tom (available elsewhere)

@jk
NVIDIA: please, god, just say en-vidia. we are begging you.

ME: (nods sagely) nevada

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@jk counterpoint: nuh-vy-dy-ah

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:newl: niss@chitter.xyz :newr:

@Nine the problem with mmos is also capitalism tho rite

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@g ....

....shit you're right

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extremely lewd 

@jk hm

almost...

i think the word  sex  needs more reverb on it

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ah once again my brain mixes up GMOs and MMOs.

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tom (available elsewhere)

sturgeon general

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@tom @noiob ok;jbnj:JFKLALIJHKA:LSJKFLKAS

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@Nine @noiob "Can Silverfish Be Pets" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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@tom @noiob *taps side of head* can't have a silverfish infestation if they're your pets

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The Thot has Begone

We all have "those" people in our lives. That one friend you had a crush on in high school. That one friend you had a crush on yesterday. Your old roommate who always hangs out with you and also you maybe smooch their head every once in a while?

Introducing the platonicule, the solution for all your abstract queer friendship needs! Just buy a villa out in the wilderness and live with everyone in a stable long term relationship, no sex required— but, if you WANTED to... You know.

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more aggressively gendered soap, alcohol 

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online does... does this Duke Cannon guy need... like... to talk? they... they really seem to have a lot of insecurity issues

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Trout 🔞

Patreon reward for dragonnamedredd ( furaffinity.net/user/dragonnam )!

formidable duo

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@legendaryjoeb You were absolutely right, and it did have to be done

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tired: ebay
wired: eh-bay

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@legendaryjoeb I love how i immediately know exactyly what this meme conveys god

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re: mentions sex, obtuse joke 

@daylight is okay ^^ History is pretty messy anyway and also yeah rome kinda got its ass kiiiiicckkked in the punic wars haah.

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Joe

@Nine

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