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@red damn not even long enough for someone to have to write a callout post about Roko's Basilisk.

Lemons are yellow, key limes are lime, thou hast done well in defeating the slime

@monorail thought so. ^^ the reaction was similar to the one I had lol

@monorail is this perchance the When Posts go Wrong video on the saga of Ms Scribe? I've not watched it but I've heard of it and it's like a recent one or something? and... yeah it's kinda a wild ride

@cozykaffe@snouts.online is pineapple on pizza a taco or a sandwich

*daft punk intensifies*
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a collaborative shitpost

I tried to picture the content of the Google Docs as I repeatedly failed to load the page.

What did the words look like? Were they just memes? the bee movie script?

Were the pages neatly organised like a Mastodon timeline?

I kept dreaming of a document I thought I'd never see

and then

one day

 
 
I got i-[disconnected due to timeout]

when tiny kittens do tiny mew boost if agree

@jk *calls ATI* ah sorry your processor is AMD we're ATI we can't help you you'd best AMD for technical assistance.

and then you are in an endless cycle of "go ask mom/dad" with the same company

*extremely AMD voice*
ah sorry your graphics card is ATI, we're AMD. we can't help you. you'd best ask ATI for the drivers

@jk
NVIDIA: please, god, just say en-vidia. we are begging you.

ME: (nods sagely) nevada

@Nine the problem with mmos is also capitalism tho rite

extremely lewd 

@jk hm

almost...

i think the word  sex  needs more reverb on it

@Nine @noiob "Can Silverfish Be Pets" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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