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@owashii@snouts.online Steve is OwOlf yes
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:O

OwOshii!

@owashii@snouts.online Psh, you speak as if I haven't got adulting tasks and house stuff to take care of and a job and don't have like 26.7k toots

@owashii@snouts.online too late you are now a Corgi Steve :3

@owashii@snouts.online I thought you said you were a Corgi Steve?

@owashii@snouts.online you have an early lead, but I suspect Steve will catch up :3

@wolfie@queer.party Your cat appears to disagree with you :3

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@finn oh yeah? Well I got turned into stone!

(get it, i was /petrified/ =w= )

@esvrld@octodon.social did you find what you were looking for? :o

professional certifications for things like safety inspections, HACCP level, food safety, licencing etc.

but they're all handmade cross stitches.

@joshua yeah he always comes down the like... right hand path (facing out from the vault) so if you sneak around to the left, you just gotta stay outta sight until he goes past where the laser barriers would be, and get yourself beyond them towards the exit, THEN y ou can just stand up and watch him fuck himself sideways.

@joshua (it is apparently very doable lol, you just gotta be really tight about the timing and just FUCKIN GRAB EVERYTHING YOU CAN before you exit the vault, maybe even like, clear the way back entirely, dump all your shit JUST in fornt of the exit, then go to the vault, open it safely, steal all the gold, plod out sneakily before Elijah notices you, then just... try and book it to the exit asap and grab your shit outside the door, and boom, done :D

@joshua hard mode: enter the vault, steal the gold, trap Elijah in the vault, be the only fucking one to make out with any riches.

(seriously the Bumper Sword and even its variants are hot friggin garbage honestly)

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I would normally play Ra'avka in these sorts of games but it's too shooty for her. She prefers games with big melee weapons and even the Bumper Sword isn't big enough for her (or useful enough)

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"Ren why did you name your FONV character Blackstar?"
mostly because of Celldweller's "Wish Upon a Black Star" album I guess lol

NCR: Hey Blackstar, you've been such a good friend to us so here's a key to our safehouse, take whatever you need from it
Blackstar: *didn't intend to be idolized by NCR, it just happened that way* uh... sure? okay, cool. guess I'll go check out this safehouse then.
NCR Safehouse: LOL HOPE YOU LIKE DEATHCLAWS FUCKO
Blackstar: ._. guess I'm going Independent Vegas then.

okay Kami is currently engaging in biological warfare against me *gags*

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