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snake skeleton 

@jk ...needs a dark souls boss hp bar

if you take away the shooting and running around call of duty is just a visual novel eh

catgirls dressed and talking like fictional film noir chicago gangsters

@itsjordan@queer.party eeeh, i dunno, memory ain' so good these days. maybe a headpat can jog my memory, capiché?

@itsjordan@queer.party maybe... maybe not...

*shifty eyes* who's askin'?

👱🏻 scuse me driver diz this bus goty fuckin, Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ naw it disny am afraid pal
👱🏻 diz it no go near tae Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ naw it goes tae fuckin, Fintry, an that awa
👱🏻 which bus dae a get fir fuckin, Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ you wanny get the fuckin, Venga bus fir that yin ken
👱🏻 whaurs that go fae?
💁🏻‍♂️ you can get it fae fuckin, Douglas Street ken by the post office. you'll hear it comin since it's got a pretty distinctive soond

@joshua ...wait...

...mars corporation makes them doens't it. dangit. my joke is fail

@PsyChuan@snouts.online it's more like a security vulnerability that is unfortunately unpatchable because the garbage company that created brains and bodies dropped support for them almost immediately.

@rachel Ooh dang. I imagine that's not a fun thing to have happen :(

ukpol, tory scum, privatisation 

If we keep letting these tory scum get away with selling stuff that's not theirs to sell (aka fencing it), they'll keep doing it. Not that there's much left. Its time we took back our public services.

@rachel if it helps, apparently lucid dreaming CAN be taught. I can.. .sorta... pseudo lucid dream myself, occasionally. It's difficult to keep it going and I've been trying for years to perfect it but my adhd mess of a brain tends to mess it up sometimes lol.

@rachel ( I mean the additioanl points, lucid dreaming ABSOLTUELY is real, and can be done, science proved apparently)

@rachel I'd love for it to be a real thing though that'd be rad as heck

Hey, so, "Tacoma" is one of Epic's free games right now, and if you're into visual novels about outer space that are full of queer relationships and commentary on the evils of capitalism, it's worth playing through. epicgames.com/store/en-US/prod

@nonphatic "Aw jeez there's your problem. Your computer's gotten infected with Delaware"
"...you mean Malware right??"
"Nope." *shows computer screen with lots of delaware related popups*

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