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@owashii@tech.lgbt HELL YEAH NOW YOU ARE READY TO FACE THE ... DAY...
...

fuck. ._.; *crawls back into bed*

@owashii@tech.lgbt GO GET WET

(also the only sound effects are a couple voices and white noise for the shurikens and impacts. wtf. no doggo.)

(The amiga had MODule tracker formats for its music it surely could have done better than... whatever the fuck that music is, yikes.)

(as a side note why, WHY does the Amiga version look and sound like so much ass what the fuck. I mean sure the Atari ST version soudned WAY WORSE but at least it looked real close to the arcade graphics. the Amiga version is...

...wrong somehow. Idk. It looks like a tacky DOS port or some shit)

EVEN THE EUROPE AND BRAZIL ONLY SMS CART was based on the Arcade version O_o

I mean... honestly I prefer the Megadrive one both for its music and gameplay and god it's so smooth and fast compared to the original arcade version, and it looks great, and god the bonus stage is way more fun :| but...

wow it's like an utterly different game, dang.

okay so I ended up randomly deciding "hey you know what I should listen to the Shadow Dancer megadrive OST ya?" and then I was like "OH! I should check out the ARCADE soundtrack! :D... :| ... why does it sound completely different??" so I looked up a video of comparison of versions and...

...wow the Megadrive version is basically utterly different to p. much EVERY SINGLE other version. ALL the others so far, INCLUDING ZX Spectrum and Amstrad and C64 are based on the arcade.

reminder that in street fighter there's this huge seemingly unofficial "tournament" where people just fly all over the world to beat the piss outta each other, and then occasionally take breaks to beat up some random car at the docks, or break barrels in a warehouse, or a pile of bricks/oil drums.

also that in the first Final Fight the characters happen across the car of a Mad Gear gang member and decide "lol let's trash this fucker's car" and do so, and stick around to witness his pain.

@owashii@tech.lgbt @furkachi@snouts.online @rantingsteve@tech.lgbt \o/

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@tech.lgbt @rantingsteve@tech.lgbt Coffee your phone and drink your Steve, Put.

@KitRedgrave The Towers will continue until circumstances improve

@wigglytuffitout also you got a pineapple just sitting there? Maybe pineapple rings in a can? holy shit you'd best get a crash cart ready cause that time traveller from the past is gonna have a heart attack on the spot.

@wigglytuffitout "Is... is that what I think it is? in that big ...strange, transparent sack??"
"Wh-...? You mean the cooking salt??"
"COOKING... SALT!??!?!?! A...ARE YOU A KING!?"
"...uh, nah, it's just cheap shitty salt, y'know? Like, you can buy this bag for like... what... 50 pence? It's still good as table salt tho."
"..>!!!??!"

@Beancatte@snouts.online I not that long ago played through Doom 2 the Way Id Did and...

.......it's pretty great?

I am still not sure whether I prefer OG Doom 2's levels or D2TWID, they're both pretty great? D2TWID has some REALLY intriguing tricks and tricks it uses, plus the Commander Keen secret level is... really nice :D