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me earlier: Ahh guess I'll play some FF15 nwo that we got tasks done this afternoon!
immediately: *MORE TASKS*
me eleven hours later: *finally gets to sit back down at their computer and realises FF15 was running this whole time* :| welp now I have no idea how long I've actually played this game for but ah well.

FFVII 

@yeenbean holy fucking shit I never even thought about this holy balls...

...I wonder if the remake addresses this at all? c_c;;

@irisjaycomics random idea

an isekai anime where the protag DOES warp between worlds but never, EVER actually notices, and the times they DO engage with the world around them, they're just so... "eh whatev" about it, like it's totally normal...

then it turns out they're from an EVEN STRANGER WORLD THAN THE ONES THEY WENT TO.

A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 50 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 0.746 mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 10000 mags of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a mag of pee.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders a tank of water.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders ahsbwhdheuc mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders /$&@"(&(: mag of beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar from drain, and leave by jumping out of the window.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orde
A thousand test engineers rush into a bar, and rush out.
A test engineer walks into a bar, orders 2"; DROP TABLE bar; mag of beer.
A test engine walks into the bar, punches tender's face.
A test engineer leaves the bar with satisfied face.

END OF STORY:
A client walks into the bar, orders a plate of pasta, the bar explodes.

@monorail fuck THAT the scott pilgrim movie is actually really goddamn great holy fuck.

aw yeah we up and we Dudes in a Car Adventure 15ing it up

What if we put a Succubus's head on top of Spiderman's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

knowing the history of the catholic church gives me this insight:

the thing with demons and goatlike features probably comes from a goat kicking a pope in the nuts one time, and said pope deciding that all goats are demons

fluff, queer rights, akpol 

" Anchorage has voted 9-2 to ban conversion therapy on minors. It’s poised to be the first city in Alaska to outlaw the discredited practice, as well as the northernmost city in the U.S. to protect LGBTQ+ youth."

twitter.com/Nico_Lang/status/1

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@bentosmile also GOD I love the pictures of food in this game fuck they are so... so GOOD, like, they look beautiful, goddamn

@bentosmile i love it when games let your character wear the goofy shit you wander around in for normal gameplay in the SUPER SERIOUS AND EMOTIONAL cutscenes. I love it so much

...okay ff15 is... hm..

... it's good?

it's genuinely kinda... fun? I like how it handles, the dialogue is good, there's puns galore and the game is utterly unashamed of them. So far not just Ignis, but Noctis as well have both made blatant puns (I think even big beefy boi Gladiolus has made at least one) and not one of the four have ever gone like "UGH, REALLY!?" at the punning character.

This is refreshing. ^^

Also the combat feels... surprisingly good tbqh. I'm liking this.

US Politics, Breonna Taylor ( :molotov: ) 

@mawr ACAB, but now Bastard isn't a strong enough word. D:

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