Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Floyd@hellsite.site @finn@surfin.dog did you bring enough gum and ass for the whole class?

@BatElite but ren has either no boobah or so smol boobi that it hiden under fluff on chest! :O

...

does mean extra room for tummyfluffles tho!

@BatElite ironically i just looked it up to find out if it really was called the "virgin killer sweater" and turns out, yes it is, and one of the first results is an amazon page for one where it's got it worn properly on a bunch of models/dolls and then one picture is literally an anime girl wearing it BACKWARDS and i just

i'm ded

that meme sweater where it just covers the very front and maybe an area that would be covered by a belt and nothin' fuckin else and I'm like

yeah that's kinda hot but goddamn that must be freezing friggin cold jeez

WoW is just OwO from the mirror universe

Welp, Star Wars Squadrons would be great so long as you don't want to play it VR without a standard Xbox style controller, or just want to play it on pc.

Native vr support my arse. Fucks sake, EA.

...uh

there's...

there's a Mi'qote in FF15.

I mean it's clearly a FF14 x ff15 crossover event. and there's the Chonk-obo there, with the right music and everything. but... wtf.

like, for real, they know exactly what they're doing, no doubt. But I bet you anything they fuckin love it when people are like "...w...was that a fuckin' pun!? ...wait do I dare bring it up in case it's not??" and all four of them are just there like "do it do it fuckin' ask if it was a pun I dare you :D :D :D YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HAHAHAH"

Okay I'm not gonna lie FF15 might be my favourite Final Fnatasy game ever because pretyt much every conversation between the characters involves puns somewhere.

and they're all delivered ABSOLUTELY DEADPAN. it's fantastic.

Imagine Noctis as king and his pals as his chief advisors and just... puns. all the time. but they're all grim faced and serious looking when they deliver them so nobody can tell if they're DELIBERATE puns, then behind closed doors all four just bust out laughing.

ah man i really kinda wanna chill with pc building simulator again but... god i also wanna play more ff15 arrgh

nmhnh really want a Dualsense controller even if it doesn't work on pc yet because it WILL work on PC eventually I'm sure just... god... that controller looks fuckin beautiful not gonna lie but

fuck

i know better than to just preorder and get one, especially since there's INVARIABLY some kind of problem with it, I don't trust it enough to assume it'll be perfect outta the door.

'sides. not liek they'll disappear suddenly if I don't get one. FOMO is bullshit.

(it's a really long yawn)

*stretches and yawns as they wake up, but instead of a yawn, the Nintendo Wii Mii Channel music plays*

@finn@surfin.dog (this is actualyl a lie she used to cook curries regularly lol but goddamn I dunno what the fuck she did but it was like teargas to me my eyes would stream like fuck just from the scent and steam from the damn curry she cooked, but still, she really did manage to make corn on the cob absolutely gross somehow when it turns out it's fuckin' delicious, and also only very recently learned how to not make vegetables gross and mushy)

@finn@surfin.dog you know dipshits can say whatever they like about immigrants but my mum, born in india, is living proof that they're wrong. She assimilated JUST fine and has been cooking bland unseasoned shit my whole life 🙃

@PsyChuan@snouts.online oh yeah! dogs as well, forgot about that!