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Me, pushing Noctis against the still closed wall: "let me iin... Let ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN"

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Me sat in front of the stairs of Costlemark Castle in FF15 waiting for night to fall so they open and I can go in: "OPEN. THE DUNGEON. STOP. HAVING IT BE CLOSED."

@PsyChuan@snouts.online @GlitterDisaster for making

=w=

POINTED REMA- *gets dragged off stage before they can finish that toot*

Hey, remember, when you use fancy emoji letters that gets around filters some people have in place.

I have one filter in place and it's literally because of a triggering event I had this weekend, I don't need to see the stuff that hit me that hard.

It's disingenuous to insist people use filters rather than curbing your behavior, then work to bypass those filters.

@skelltan@hellsite.site University of West uhhhhhh upstate new york?

@elfi@pixie.town fuzzy buzzy and fluffy fluttery friembs

what if tmnt Shredder was actually named because the guy is wicked sick at guitar and/or skateboarding

and what if tmnt was actually just about skateboarding and Shredder was like, their lead rival instead of a supervillain who... is a super villain because he's angry that someone was better at kungfu than him??

... wait that WAS the basic summary of his characte rwasn't it? he became a villain because someone was better at kung fu than him. wow. jeez.

@a_breakin_glass ah yes, the teenage mutant ninja turtles' famous sensei,
Sphincter

@owashii@tech.lgbt new SOY beans!
It's Soybeans!

FOR SOY!!

@owashii@tech.lgbt soy sauce

sauce OF soy
or sauce FOR soy?

"average person theorises infinite cardinalities" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person theorises 0 cardinalities. Cardinalities Georg, who lives in Halle and theorises infinite cardinalities, is an outlier adn cannot be counted

@Floyd@hellsite.site @finn did you bring enough gum and ass for the whole class?

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@BatElite but ren has either no boobah or so smol boobi that it hiden under fluff on chest! :O

...

does mean extra room for tummyfluffles tho!

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@BatElite ironically i just looked it up to find out if it really was called the "virgin killer sweater" and turns out, yes it is, and one of the first results is an amazon page for one where it's got it worn properly on a bunch of models/dolls and then one picture is literally an anime girl wearing it BACKWARDS and i just

i'm ded

that meme sweater where it just covers the very front and maybe an area that would be covered by a belt and nothin' fuckin else and I'm like

yeah that's kinda hot but goddamn that must be freezing friggin cold jeez

Welp, Star Wars Squadrons would be great so long as you don't want to play it VR without a standard Xbox style controller, or just want to play it on pc.

Native vr support my arse. Fucks sake, EA.

...uh

there's...

there's a Mi'qote in FF15.

I mean it's clearly a FF14 x ff15 crossover event. and there's the Chonk-obo there, with the right music and everything. but... wtf.

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