Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@joshua solid snake is the only nerd who stuffs HIMSELF into lockers

@Ivafakename i'd send you to horny jail but let's be real oviposition is a kink that exists so

@jk *waits for dishwasher to finish, opens it up, takes out the flavourless, soggy, waterlogged mush* finally, ready for my refined british palatte.

@Ivafakename "fuck outta here with this Solidus Snake bullshit"

@Ivafakename could have been a desperate attempt at damage control so nobody sees his real junk (it's egg shaped)

hey solid snake fans, i just want you to know

you are all seen

*listens for the chorus of [!] noises with a smile*

@Ivafakename you sure those weren't just eggman's other alt accounts?

@Ivafakename to be fair eggman did get drunk, blow up the moon with a piss-laser, show everyone his junk, and cuss out obama so...

@Ivafakename all for naught however.
Shadow got all of his accounts banned on twitter

newest xkcd has got me like "god i would wear out that perforated edge strips button within a week goddamn" because fuuuuck that's the ONE thing I miss about dot matrix printers

@zatnosk @socks the implications of Peoplevolving is disturbing tbqh

@Kyoji @socks I immediately they tooting it tbh but it's too late

@finn to🅱️🅱️ 🅱️owar🅱️

@socks peoplemon

@V I love and support Youngster Joanne she is perfect and lovely and good for her

Noctis and Prompto: "Oh hey! Can we go to the Crow's Nest diner??"
Ignis: "We have food at home."
Gladio: "And we have home at camp"
Noctis and Prompto: :(