Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@monorail me: *sat on a beach, frowning, wondering where jesus is* "wtf he said he'd be here...?"
jesus: *in the distance, on a boat* "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~ o/' "
me: "aaah I see" =_=;

welp time to slep i think worn out from hard work today haven't even boted up a single game on my pc so just gonna slep

@gulfie for when you need to make sure you get a lot of power and you haven't time for regulations and 'safety standards'

banana plugs

rolling around Lucis in the Regalia Type-D at night with my daemon repelling headlamps on and Louis Cole's "Weird Part of the Night" blasting at full volume so I can't hear Ignis whining about how "other people's cars are not targets" and "Noctis for the gods sake please slow down Prompto got launched out five miles back and we need to go back for him".

@finn I too like to play on my Sega Phil Collins Band

@owashii@tech.lgbt ...holy shit wind waker is a lesson about capitalist greed omg

@jk "Onions Normal" who lives in a cave and normalises onions is an outlier and should not be counted

@jk me coming in: "Oh hey is that a JRPG? How do you catch the monsters?"
player: "?!?"
you: "I dunno, this guy keeps making weird faces at me any time I ask. Like, there's now way you CAN'T catch the monsters right?"
me: "hm... wait it might be an early access title, they might not have that in yet."

@KitRedgrave @noiob ugh. i'll get the hose.

@toydragon @cdmnky "I am here about to get on Mr Bones' Wild Ride, reportedly the longest rollercoaster in the history of mankind."