Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

hitting a wall in Guardian Tales because of three things
1: Imprecise controls that do their own thing sometimes because Mobile Game so I keep getting stuck on fucking walls
2: fucking wifi keeps cutting out at JUUUST the right time, right when I'm dodging or in the middle of something or on a time limit.
3: Framerate drops suddenly, and ALWAYS riht when I need to make a precise dodge or action so i miss it entirely because the framedrop means the game ignores any and all controls :D :D :D >:O

@a_breakin_glass @owashii@tech.lgbt yeah you need a more Arcade ganon name.

@monorail me: *sat on a beach, frowning, wondering where jesus is* "wtf he said he'd be here...?"
jesus: *in the distance, on a boat* "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~ o/' "
me: "aaah I see" =_=;

welp time to slep i think worn out from hard work today haven't even boted up a single game on my pc so just gonna slep

@gulfie for when you need to make sure you get a lot of power and you haven't time for regulations and 'safety standards'

banana plugs

rolling around Lucis in the Regalia Type-D at night with my daemon repelling headlamps on and Louis Cole's "Weird Part of the Night" blasting at full volume so I can't hear Ignis whining about how "other people's cars are not targets" and "Noctis for the gods sake please slow down Prompto got launched out five miles back and we need to go back for him".

@finn I too like to play on my Sega Phil Collins Band

@owashii@tech.lgbt ...holy shit wind waker is a lesson about capitalist greed omg

@jk "Onions Normal" who lives in a cave and normalises onions is an outlier and should not be counted

@jk me coming in: "Oh hey is that a JRPG? How do you catch the monsters?"
player: "?!?"
you: "I dunno, this guy keeps making weird faces at me any time I ask. Like, there's now way you CAN'T catch the monsters right?"
me: "hm... wait it might be an early access title, they might not have that in yet."