Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz @monorail "Ugh, if only there was some way to phone up some kind of service, and have them give you a song over the phone, and then being able to put that song on like a device the size of a pocketwatch, so I could listen to just that song, or any songs I liked, any time I wanted, by putting them direct into my ears, instead of having to wait for the radio to play these songs!"

welp time to shoot some nazis. *loads up Brutal Wolfenstein*

@masklayer holy fuck , someone definitely thought the words "Shrek Strife" one morning after just waking up and their immediate thought was "I have to inflict this on everyone else" and...

...i'm equal parts angry at and proud of them

@heatherhorns i uh.

i know what this is MEANT to say but ...

my brain is made of gremlins so I misread it as "apples get drunk on deer."

what the up is fuck

@a_breakin_glass html with rollback netcode

@Hamasuta@elekk.xyz Tricky by Run DMC but instead it's Slippi.

@luna@hellsite.site holy shit for real? Hit me up with that shit then go big or go home right?

@Moot there is literally only one way this could be worse. I mean, it's already violently, viscerally awful, but...

...floppy pins, just... dangling about like they're made of wet spaghetti.

@Moot *inarticulate screaming*

@kurt @monorail if this shit doesn't come with its own RGB header control package to make your pc light up with warning sirens when it detects viruses and plays dubstep and airhorns and memes out the speakers when it deletes a virus is it really for gamers?

how do you watercool the antivirus engine too?