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24/7 Godot tunes for prosecuting / drinking coffee / being hard-boiled to

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz just an absolutely normal shopkeeper in a cave

@compufox which apparently, the Steam versiona lready has that patch built into it now :o as of 2020.

On this day, the largest mass-execution in US history 

Broken treaties lead to stolen food and five dead settlers, a brief war, the displacement of several nations, and the execution of 38 Dakota warriors at once.

nativenewsonline.net/currents/

@Siph@rage.love *looks at the small be-fanged mushroom sat on their floor which is doing nothing to clean the carpets* .....OOOohhhh.... I was wondering why it wasn't working

@vyr
1: NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR is acceptable for this I assume?
2: imma try this next time.
3: got this one down already!
4: I want to try this one out too but nobody buys me sokcs like this ;w; still, this is a genius idea with the multiple socks.
5: armed with cats arleady, any time boxes show up, it's cat time :D
6: oof that's a mood
7: hell yeah
8: i hate this but also i cannot stop giggling at it well done

it's Christmas! please consult the following gift etiquette chart to make the appropriate face and/or gesture for the camera when opening a given category of present:

- toys and games: pure childlike delight, just like in the commercials

- cooking gear: hold it up and pretend to lick it (can be tricky if it's a stand mixer)

- socks (general): bemused stare

- socks (thigh-highs and/or pride colors): put them on immediately. if multiple people got you these, put the longest ones on first so the shorter ones can show

- box full of nothing: grin knowingly and place a cat in the box, or yourself if you are a catgirl

- electronics: not so much a gesture as the extended performance piece that is integrating them into the local A/V web

- batteries for other gifts: find the giver and hug the shit out of them and tell them you treasure their foresight and they're just, the best, you know?

- anything horny: ahegao hard, or ahegao home

re: Okami silliness/spoilers? 

@owashii@tech.lgbt i'm helping! :D

re: Okami silliness/spoilers? 

@owashii@tech.lgbt damn right you are.

Computer: *goes wrong*
Me, immediately, regardless of the situation: "Your compootah box needs wowds!"

@socks this reminds me of the twitter beastars meme i saw where Louisposts the gay flag and was like "saw that meme where you post your flag, here's mine."

to which Legoshi replied "I dunno what country you're from but here's mine" with the japanese flag,

followed by his grandpa, Gosha, posts the Bi flag, Legoshi reples "but grandpa I thought we were japanese?" and then posts "redoing this because apparently i'm not japanese" w/ the bi flag too, then Haru QTing it w/"I'm crying laughing omfg"

me: *setting up playlist, removing tracks one at a time that don't fit*
fingers: lol time to flub a random combo of keys without warning *deletes 90% of the playlist whilst trying to remove just one track somehow*
me: .................... WELP FUCK THIS NOISE FOR NOW

(yes Two Trucks by Lemon Demon is in this soundtrack. I think I should make sure I get Touch Tone Telephone as well because that's a hecka track too)

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me earlier: "oh dang there's a song I really wanna listen to again from some movie soundtrack I shoudl load that up"
me now at my pc looking at my playlist: "oh shit I need to update this 'Music To Fly By' playlist for when I play Elite Dangerous again, lemmie just clear that and... w...what was I gonna look up??"

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