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followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."

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@monorail a lesbian wakes up next to her still sleeping wife, gazes over at her, the light gently caressing her wife's peaceful features, and she blushes bright red, covering her face with a startled cry of "oh my god I... I'm a lesbian!!"

This of course wakes her wife up who groans. "Sara, that's the fourth time this week. OF COURSE you're a lesbian. We got married FOUR YEARS AGO."
"I know, but GOD YOU'RE SO HOT"
"...I love you too but god, please let me sleep in for once?"
"CAN'T. TOO GAY"

@nyx@efdn.club "like uh... the girl version of a himbo. like... a girlbo?... herbo?.. oh shit is that like what herbacious means? Like, a herbo that's super cool and hot?"

@pup_hime Ooo damn that's... that's genuinely a really nice looking HOTAS too

@monorail psh, with that attitude, yeah.

However I support disaster lesbians strong enough to have multiple lesbian awakenings in one lifetime.

You go, you beautiful gay catastrophes.

lo-fi beats to be gay and do crime to

God my computer, MewMew, is so good. and so slick. and... fuck. god. just... so good.

...

I need a sticker of her namesake.

The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: epicgames.com/store/en-US/prod #freegame

(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy :blobcatcoffee:​ )

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

@pup_hime ah yes the anti-bob ross filter. great for making very unhappy little mistakes

@mwlucas a couple years ago I set the new year's resolution to never make a resolution I wouldn't stick to.

five years running, and I haven't broken it yet! ;D

A dear friend set a positive and hopeful challenge for next New Years' Eve, but my brain keeps circling back here.

@monorail ​🗿​​​🗿​​​🗿​​​🗿​​​🗿​​

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