@pup_hime oh thank goodness
@pup_hime we heard you like macbooks so we put a macbook in your macbook so you can uh... mac...whiole you book?
@heatherhorns I mean,m given this year they were probably like "...yeah fair enough, encasing oneself in honey is kinda a mood"
can I just say btw that the emergency broadcast receiver from NMS is shaped like a friend?
https://nomanssky.gamepedia.com/File:PRODUCT.LOCATOR.ABAND.png
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my friend commissioned @ brushykb on Twitter to draw this i n c r e d i b l e Actual Real Life Snapshot of me doing #DafYomi as a New Year's gift and i COULD NOT be more thrilled and happy with it!!! heck heck heck heck heck!!! #NewProfilePic
@batterpunts @jk THIS IS MY MECH
[ WICKER MAN ]
@batterpunts @codl i read this out of context as "Codl Fest" and I was like "yeah okay that sounds rad actually codl is p. nice"
@revenant ....yyyiikkkeesss....
@purple do not encourage my brain it is bad and belongs in the pear wiggler.
(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)
me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*
HEY NINTENDO
RT @ctrlcreep@twitter.com
Artificial scarcity is an admission of weakness, a fear that in abundance you would be less valuable, less loved, incapable of filling all that time
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1344042988847181824
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.