followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."
@Nine
Trebuczechia
@Siph@rage.love @codl putting the good back in fast food
@monorail a lesbian wakes up next to her still sleeping wife, gazes over at her, the light gently caressing her wife's peaceful features, and she blushes bright red, covering her face with a startled cry of "oh my god I... I'm a lesbian!!"
This of course wakes her wife up who groans. "Sara, that's the fourth time this week. OF COURSE you're a lesbian. We got married FOUR YEARS AGO."
"I know, but GOD YOU'RE SO HOT"
"...I love you too but god, please let me sleep in for once?"
"CAN'T. TOO GAY"
@pup_hime Ooo damn that's... that's genuinely a really nice looking HOTAS too
@pup_hime Ooooh which ya get?
@monorail psh, with that attitude, yeah.
However I support disaster lesbians strong enough to have multiple lesbian awakenings in one lifetime.
You go, you beautiful gay catastrophes.
@monorail better yet, how many do you think she had of her own?
The absolutely exceptional Night in the Woods is currently free on the Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours: https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/night-in-the-woods/home #freegame
(That said, if you bought the Itch Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality back in June, you already own a DRM-free copy
)
@g aaaa thye look like such a huggable friend
@pup_hime ah yes the anti-bob ross filter. great for making very unhappy little mistakes
@mwlucas a couple years ago I set the new year's resolution to never make a resolution I wouldn't stick to.
five years running, and I haven't broken it yet! ;D
@monorail 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.