Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@gmsh I clicked on "fries with ice cream or a milkshake" as well, and this is true, but I FEEL I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO ADD A CAVEAT HERE.

This ONLY works

with "milkshakes" that are... not really milkshakes. Like, McDonalds ones. which are largely made of potato starch... or those shitty icecream milkshakes from school. awful things, but DAMN they taste good with chips.

YES. 🇬🇧​ CHIPS. 🇬🇧​

@heatherhorns I mean,m given this year they were probably like "...yeah fair enough, encasing oneself in honey is kinda a mood"

sof, round. gentle, good to hold

can I just say btw that the emergency broadcast receiver from NMS is shaped like a friend?

https://nomanssky.gamepedia.com/File:PRODUCT.LOCATOR.ABAND.png

@batterpunts @jk THIS IS MY MECH
[ WICKER MAN ]

@batterpunts @jk the man is a wicker mech?

the wicker is a mech man?

the man mech a wicker is?

Ooo oven should be cold now. Baking Stone seasoning ROUND TWO

@Siph@rage.love Marx, Engels, Dril. the cornerstones of all leftist theory.

Though Dril honestly will be fine to read, it gives you a great overview for the average reader.

@purple do not encourage my brain it is bad and belongs in the pear wiggler.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site If it weren't contained in my head I bet it fuckin' would too

(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)

me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*