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@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social also this is legit sad that there's this few actually vegan or even vegetarian "sausage rolls" out there. what the fuck world.

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social Ooohh! Right gotcha. I was conflating sosrolls with like... various other alternatives, that all follow the 'suasage roll' ideal and formula and form factor, but are not, in fact, sausage.

like you could put cheese and onion rolls in there to oif they were made to be presented like the average sausage rolls

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social Oooh that's al;ways good too. fuckin' awful when it's overdone tho and it's like... TOO crumbly and flaky and crunchy and like the soss is dry. ugh.

also thoughts on the WORST sosrols you've ever had? Just outta curiousity?

...for me I'mma go with like, asda/sainsbury/tesco/co-op/what the fuck ever own brand ready to eat sausage rolls, they are all universally awful god.

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social that...huh. I had NOT considerd that, and that is an EXCELLENT point.

Personally I like mine where the sausage is soft as fuck, and the pastry is juuuuuuuust done enough. I kinda am weird and like when the base is kinda soft and MAYBE It's probably underdone MAYYYBE it's just that the grease got to it a lot and made it soggy but for some reason I love it

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social shit that reminds me our neighbours gave us some home made sweet chilli jam and GOD it is THE NICEST SHIT EVER holy fuck(

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social Honestly sweet chilli is like, fuckin... so good. i'm hooked on the stuff. chilli jam, sweet chilli sauce, god. i just love em both

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social (also the Iceland Gregg's vegan sausage roll wtf lol, I bet you anything it's EXACTLY teh same sausage roll Greggs sells in their stores because I've worked in one before, ALL their shit comes in frozen already on trays. they just slap it in the oven. bakers my arse rofl)

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...you had me at Sweet Chilli :9

@avie@awoo.space @Kaffe@glaceon.social if I ever went to greggs on the reg I'd def try a vegan sausage roll that shit looked nice yt'know?

@codl I wish you luck in successfully throwing it in the bin because after a week it might be sentient and want revenge

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