Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
@finn spiritually lakitu
@codl you know... i had a feeling it might be a neil cicierega song. I had no proof or knowledge that it was, but... I had a feeling, you know?
re: covid, food
@envgen ah but is it BONELESS?
things I will repeat immediately if I hear or see them written:
ye
egg
bwep
oats
re: covid, food
@envgen egg
@codl I kinda wanna ask for context of this... but I am also keenly aware that having context may diminish the pure majesty of this comment
@matt OOoohhhhhhhhhhh.
...Yeha that's possible I guess!
@matt oh no i just hate feeling things between my toes that's why i dislike toesocks.
...and also toe-post sandals/flipflops.
@owashii@tech.lgbt YCAssasin: "Okay so the Hero of Time ought to be coming this way soon. I have to be ready. I can't under-estimate him like the rest of my fellows have! HERE HE COMES NOW!"
Link: *crashes into a wall that they had plenty of time to avoid on their motorbike*
YCA: "......okay that clearly can't be the hero of time, no way. The hero of time is supposedly a great warrior, not some doofus with no hand-eye coordination. I'll keep looking."
@owashii@tech.lgbt "Ohh, you think you can get an easy hit on me while I'm down!? YEET! HAHAAaaahfuck"
Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz
boosted
tired: in love
wired: in lesbians
inspired: in cahoots
@PsyChuan @owashii@tech.lgbt @sockeye@puppy.place @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place also pretty sure that the banana flavour disappeared because it tasted like those foam banana sweets (so you know not like any banana that exists and is purchasable for any reasonable sum of money as it's based on the near extinct "gros michel" banana rather than the "cavendish" that we have now), and strawberry is far easier to make I guess. even if it does taste just as fakey
@PsyChuan @owashii@tech.lgbt @sockeye@puppy.place @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place Calpol was "pink" flavour. *nods authoritatively*
like, I know it CLAIMS to be strawberry but come the fuck on not even strawberry flavoured sweets taste THAT pink.
@owashii@tech.lgbt OH SHIT THAT'S /NOT/ HOW YOU'RE MEANT TO SOLVE THAT!?
(i did eventually solve it deliberately by doing that lol it was hilarious, I legit thought that was the way it was meant to be)
@owashii@tech.lgbt @sockeye@puppy.place @PsyChuan @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place oh shit now I'm reminded of those old "banana" flavoured paracetamol syrups from when I was a kid.
@owashii@tech.lgbt shoutouts to the time I nearly solved the "roll a ball along this tilting platform maze that you control with the tilt sensors in your controller!" by dropping the controller by accident causing it to flip around and launch the damn ball into the fucking sky and only DIDN'T manage to catch it in the hole it was meant to by pure bad luck
@PsyChuan @sockeye@puppy.place @owashii@tech.lgbt @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place ...for a sec there I thought you were saying that apple and blackcurrant is designed to simulate the effects of a stroke and Iw as like "yo that's maybe a bit strong I mean yeah it's gross but..."
@PsyChuan @sockeye@puppy.place @owashii@tech.lgbt @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place though even Robinsons, which is a company that literally only produces fruit squash drinks and related goods, STILL only does an Apple and Blackcurrant, not a straightup blackcurrant drink, and they absolutely MUST have as much money as ribena. Hmm... wonder if Ribena has monopolised the blackcurrant supply chain or some shit?
@PsyChuan @sockeye@puppy.place @owashii@tech.lgbt @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place Ah okay fact check I'm SLIGHTLY wrong here.
They have the royal warrant for it, which apparently means they supply direct to the royal family and are like... the only one allowed to do so, i do not know why nobody makes just a blackcurrant squash drink otehr than them though, everyone else makes blackcurrant and apple. Maybe because it's cheaper and tastes... similar? But it never quite actually tastes RIGHT y'know?
like cheap-brand cola.
@owashii@tech.lgbt @sockeye@puppy.place @PsyChuan @avie@awoo.space @muttmusk@puppy.place
W
NO
NO YOU CAN'T RTEPLACE LIME WITH APPLE WHAT
THEY AREN'T EVEN RELATED WHAT
WHY
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
