Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@monorail see if this happened there'd be a sudden increase in the desire to have joycons that drift

@gulfie thinkin' 'bout renaming a freighter to the "Beigae Dukrymez" and just growing a bunch of weed on it lol

NMS has random roving drug and black market module dealers flying around and i fucking love it lol

OH MY FUCKING GOD

So occasionally traders will land their ship on a planet you're on, usually pretty near you. they ALWAYS seem a bit shifty, and they ALWAYS sell Suspicious modules, which are kinda... usually around the A-S rank of upgrades, but are A) more variable in the benefits they give, and B) often alter things that normal upgrade modules of any kind can never alter.

...I ALSO realised they also sell NipNip Buds oh my GOD

...I just realised Nipnip buds are listed as a "weed" that grows in "dank" places.

honestly I'm surprised it took me this long to get this reference. Like, the onyl way it could have been more obvious if the description for geknip, from which it is made, was "lol 420 blaze it"

@gulfie Big Mood

oop no winamp's shuffle has decided it is time for Fireflies by Owl City

extremely Hammerbox evening

@socks Same. Granted I had some tips before I tried it, but god that's a great battle, and I absolutely love that killing them isn't how you beat them. They legit go "yeah okay you're strong enough to go past our barrier. You're fuckin' badass. We respect you" and like, when you're in their village, you stop getting attacked any more and everything, it's brilliant :D

(also helps the three mantis lords are ladies)

@finn i guess that does make you our little clogchamp

@jacethechicken Sauron: "Oh gosh oh gosh he's wearing it aaaaaa he's wearing the ring i had made! omgomgomg do you think he can see me? do I look hot enough? oh my god what if he thinks I look hideous oh god aaaa"

@monorail wha...the fuck

did

did the game force you to steeer the wrong way there what the shit

@monorail [EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]

what NMS says: "This particular creature you're looking for only exists in caves, and is uncommon, but is ALWAYS active no matter the time of day!"
what NMS means: "haha good luck finding this one fucko lol maybe it's those giant unscannable worms that show up as a new species and this is a glitch maybe it's not HAVE FUUUUN :D :D :D"

@legendaryjoeb "Ah, Interloper! You have returned early!"
"Tradepost got eaten by worms"
"...what?"
*purchasing and installing ridiculous amounts of heavy weaponry onto ship* "Tradepost got eaten by worms"

also me: *gets a ship in NMS called the TZ-31 Kushada*
me: nah... that ain't right... That needs renaming.
ship: *now called the TRZ-3 Kushinada because I am a giant friggin weeb even though I didn't even like Gundam Wing and never watched much of it*
me: perfect 'w'