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re: (faux) sausage roll wars continues, food (obv), final ranking 

@avie@awoo.space ...they do wedges? :O

*slaps self* NO. NO, TURN FROM THE DARK SIDE

@asonix@asonix.dog it is mastodon, my dudes

*weirdly melodic screaming intensifies*

re: (faux) sausage roll wars continues, food (obv), final ranking 

@avie@awoo.space i still maintain that greggs' is the mcdonalds of bakery products. I feel like I might have said this before but I still hold it's true.

They're moderately cheap, really friggin quick, and there's always this kinda underlying sensation of shame when eating it, but ... sometimes you just gotta have some, and you do, and it's great, and then after it's done you ask yourself "god... why"

re: (faux) sausage roll wars continues, food (obv), final ranking 

@avie@awoo.space words I would never have guessed I would have read in my lifetime: "nowhere near as nice as Greggs'"

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz there may be a round clown somewhere, yes. so far all i've found is square clowns tho

@Ivafakename shadow is an absolute bi disaster and he likes to claim he's a top but he's absolutely not

@Ivafakename Knux is Ace, clearly. AMY is the one who's bi. Sonic's just gay as all hecko

@pup_hime smdh three of the damn things and not a musket between the lot of them, absolute dipnuggets

@revenant ....fuck

fuck i just realised that both of us made a fuckin pun without realising it

COLD pipe. pretty COOL. a BANGER. cause it involves a sound similar to banging on a metal pipe for its percussion.

You know in those movies where a sports commentator says something like "well there isn't a rule against dogs playing baseball,"? Is there a sport that has a rule that would disqualify a dog from playing?

i'm shocked that the truman show was allowed to go to theaters. what if jim carrey had gone to see it? then he'd know

daily reminder that Skullomania from Arika's Street Fighter EX series's theme, Amusementive Crime, is awesome as hell

@luna@hellsite.site half life x scp foundation crossover GOOOOOO

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