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@Ivafakename shadow is an absolute bi disaster and he likes to claim he's a top but he's absolutely not

@Ivafakename Knux is Ace, clearly. AMY is the one who's bi. Sonic's just gay as all hecko

@pup_hime smdh three of the damn things and not a musket between the lot of them, absolute dipnuggets

@revenant ....fuck

fuck i just realised that both of us made a fuckin pun without realising it

COLD pipe. pretty COOL. a BANGER. cause it involves a sound similar to banging on a metal pipe for its percussion.

You know in those movies where a sports commentator says something like "well there isn't a rule against dogs playing baseball,"? Is there a sport that has a rule that would disqualify a dog from playing?

i'm shocked that the truman show was allowed to go to theaters. what if jim carrey had gone to see it? then he'd know

daily reminder that Skullomania from Arika's Street Fighter EX series's theme, Amusementive Crime, is awesome as hell

@luna@hellsite.site half life x scp foundation crossover GOOOOOO

@monorail see if this happened there'd be a sudden increase in the desire to have joycons that drift

re: drug mention, NMS posting, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE 

@gulfie thinkin' 'bout renaming a freighter to the "Beigae Dukrymez" and just growing a bunch of weed on it lol

re: drug mention, NMS posting, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE 

NMS has random roving drug and black market module dealers flying around and i fucking love it lol

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re: drug mention, NMS posting, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE 

OH MY FUCKING GOD

So occasionally traders will land their ship on a planet you're on, usually pretty near you. they ALWAYS seem a bit shifty, and they ALWAYS sell Suspicious modules, which are kinda... usually around the A-S rank of upgrades, but are A) more variable in the benefits they give, and B) often alter things that normal upgrade modules of any kind can never alter.

...I ALSO realised they also sell NipNip Buds oh my GOD

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drug mention, NMS posting 

...I just realised Nipnip buds are listed as a "weed" that grows in "dank" places.

honestly I'm surprised it took me this long to get this reference. Like, the onyl way it could have been more obvious if the description for geknip, from which it is made, was "lol 420 blaze it"

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