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@avie@awoo.space @maples @Siph@rage.love @Moot avie is correct. :| people legit fuckin die in cheese rolling contests.

no i do not have an explaination for this.
yes i am british.
no i have never done it
clearly i'm not that british or something idk
we are strange and weird and should never be trusted to fucking run anything let alone our own goddamn empire or country god. we are just a fucking embarassment at this point

@avie@awoo.space wait do we call them cool original here I am so terminally online and i haven't actually been looking at doritos in so long i genuinely cannot remember what we call the "default" flavour lol

re: dental health, +! ...?!? +!!? 

I definitely felt that one, but even then it ... wasn't that bad as it usually is. Only took an hour ten minutes total, really, and sure it's a little weird feeling but it's... not in agony, I don't need painkillers, I slept... sooortt of okay???

Like I still feel a little fatigued from healing but... damn this is... way less painful than I thought it would be! :D

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dental health, +! ...?!? +!!? 

hey so uh

i dunno why but this root canal and filling I had? My ... my face isn't that sore at all this time.

...like last one I had, felt like I had been smashed in the face with a baseball bat for about a week if I remember?

like, I barely even felt the anaesthetic injections, even when the dentist cracked a joke just as he was about to do the first jab, which took ALL MY POWER to avoid laughing at until he was done. XD

The third was in the ROOF of my mouth tho

(I suppose for the AUTHENTIC british twist I could have gone with 'Ready Salted Soundtrack' but i dunno how many people would get that.)

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OST, or Original Sound Track
or as it's known in the UK

Cool Ranch Sound Track

Starting a string quartet with the lads, we're called Bachstreet Boys

A cryptozoologist is a zoologist who only accepts payment in Bitcoin

@owashii@tech.lgbt i'm just imagining Link just... sideeyeing the fuck outta the Yiga clan when they say that, lol

@owashii@tech.lgbt okay so... go to princess, drop them in front of her, pick them up and go "hey pricness I JUST went out and gathered all these, they're freshly picked!" :D without ever even acknowledge the fact you just dropped them in front of her lol

@owashii@tech.lgbt okay what if... hm... what if you DROPPED them, then picked them back up again?

@owashii@tech.lgbt okay so the princess is just kinda picky then XD

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