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@Ivafakename Step 3: all the rich fucks in step 1 are now nervous because their whole cheat relied on the value dropping more so they can basically sell them off at a 'loss' but actually NOT lose anything because they didn't actually BUY them with their money, they BORROWED them off someone else, then SOLD them to A THIRD person, who then would lose out.

But this only works if the value doesn't go UP any more.

@Ivafakename Step 2: Redditors see this, figure "fuck it, fuck these rich fucks, let''s fuck 'em see how they fucking like it" and do the ABSOLUTELY UNPRESCIDENTED, UTTER BLINDSIDING MOVE OF doing exactly what the rich fucks are doing and doing the same cheat that anybody else could do if they had the money and the time, but INSTEAD of doing it to inflate the value to then rapidly sell the stocks again, to make a quick buck before it all collapses, they deliberately make the stock go HIGHER.

@Ivafakename okay so

the basic, most simple premise is thusly:

step 1: Gamestop's stock market value was going down as they were failing.
People who get rich off basically gambling on, and manipulating (so they can guarantee their 'risks' as being wins, ergo, not gambling any more), the stockmarket, rather than doing any actual fucking work and just living off other people's hard work, thought this was a great opportunity to cheat the system more to win big by inflating the stock price.

I seriously cannot fuckin' forget that and sometimes I really wish I could.

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something that lives in my head rent free, permanently:

the Puuchuu's from Excel Saga. and that weird golgo13 face they make when they are injured/killed

ideally you want to run a system where every single piece of software has tons of different vulnerabilities, so all the hackers are thwarted by choice-paralysis

So I ...

have been playing some Behold the Kickmen, and like

it's like as if someone went "...what if Sensible Soccer, but not?"
"...not Soccer?"
"No... not SENSIBLE!"

And then there was this whole cheesy, shonkily written drama that is a legit trainwreck yet you cannot stop watching it, and despite it all it's hilariously entertaining, and there's this whole training montage and

yeah.

It's that. It's hilarious, and good fun, and completely ridiculous.

two gals, a couple jetpacks, a buncha guns, a sprinkling of autonomous assist droids, an adorable car, a supernatural invasion force, and some rad as heck FM synth soundtrack?

yep it's Troubleshooters Vintage/Battle Mania 2
youtube.com/watch?v=uzPOwwNSOQ

Let's try and predict what name Nintendo will give that new Switch model when it eventually comes out.

forms.gle/kvBLXRbCoxsS3qXS9

for that specific subset of my followers who both
A) are hype for Silksong
and B) also have experienced in some way Aggretsuko

twitter.com/Walfajor/status/13

Hornet
with Fenneko's expressions

re: duckposting! 

@gulfie it really is XD Adorable little doofus he is

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