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@legendaryjoeb honestly mostly I'm just utterly sick of John McProtagonist being the main character in every damn videogame ever so if your mc is a girl or even if you give robust character creation and actual story to go along with that I am aaaalll for it.

@Ivafakename same energy:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090813124037AAg81dO

@Kyoji Yeah I've heard it can be a little dragging on towards the end but I duno I'm genuinely curious asbout the story and the mechanics it lets you play with. Could be cool! I've played worse, less inspiring games and still had a fairly good time with them to be honest. ...

*sideeyes Ghost Recon Wildlands*

Alan Wake: "Hi I'm a cool interesting game!"
Me: "Oh? What's the plot?"
Alan Wake: "Well you play this writer called Alan Wake and he-"
me: "pass"

Control: "Hi I'm a new game where you get psychic powers and shit"
Me: "....?"
Control: "also I may or may not be in the Alan Wake Universe lol"
Me: "...eeeehhhhhh-"
Control: "Also you play a girl"
Me: -hhhhhhhaaaand I'm interested again."

@Ivafakename "Whgat the fuck are you talking about i'm a grown adult not a baby"
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A LITTLE BABY MAN BABBY WOULD SAY!

@monorail "2013 was 8 years ago"
"...fuck... FUCK they're getting closer"
"2015 was 6 years ago"
"WHAT?! THEY'RE SPEEDING UP!"
"2018! 3 years!"
"Th...that's right inside the room! That can't be right!"

@joshua it's official, your new name should be carl DrSagan

I can't remmember what difficulty i was playing it on but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Outlander, but if THAT was how Outlander is meant to be... dang I think I might increase the difficulty to it from now on. It was pretty good

To elaborate, the original UFO: Enemy Unknown/XCOM: UFO Defence on Amiga and PC had a thing where, due to a bug in the code, EVERY difficulty was set to like Hard difficulty. Even SuperHuman. There was no difference.
Thought the game was hard even on Easy? You're right, it was. Thought it was too easy on SuperHuman? ...it was also this, yes.

Turns out, Wrath had the same issue until just now. ALL difficulties, due to a bug, were set to Outlander Difficulty, the hardest. lol.

*reads latest patch notes for Wrath: Aeon of Ruin and blinks*....omfg it's ufo enemy unknown all over again XD

@jk reminded oif that one bash.org quote about someone downloading something off napster or some shit and then the same person starts downloading that file off THEM and they're like "wtf are you doing I just downloaded that from YOU" and they responded "getting my file back, fucker"

@legendaryjoeb Planetary Annihilation? :O

@Ivafakename
A) The stock market is NOT the economy despite what some "economists" and dipshits who think bitcoin is a legit thing still, and who probably think Pyramid Schemes/Multi-Level Marketing/Direct Sales bullshit should be legal and isn't a scam at all that they haven't totally got money riding on
B) Capitalism is all fake anyway and is already in its death throes, and is flailing rabidly, so someone should put it out of EVERYONE'S misery
and C) money is bullshit anyway and imaginary.

@Ivafakename Step 6: it isn't working : )
They're still trying to stop the redditors, and some investemnt apps and services are straight up just blocking anybody doing any trading to mitigate the losses of their owners and all these rich fucks who were cheating the system anyway, but it's still happening and HOPEFULLY they'll lose massively anyway.

and no, it doesn't make any sense, because of the following reasons, in the next toot