Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
re: cannabis related
@Zest bongcano
@Kanaya oh dang that's some good as hecko arts
@pup_hime because he's a fine upstanding person.
what with the sides made of iron.
it does make it hard for him to bend down tho
@socks @dzuk@weirder.earth SMASH that DICK-like button
@FimbulK@mastodon.social "Don't worry! We'll solve this problem with the power of FRIENDSHIP!... and also this GUN that I found!"
re: Bad lewd pun
@zatnosk @dzuk@weirder.earth sadlfjsdf i am now imagining a "Dick" slider like with the conan mmo or whatever it was but instead of controlling size it controls how jank/functional its jiggle physics are so at minimal it's just a fuckin' frozen sausage just jutting out there, low mid point is... "normal"? and then the more you crank it up, the more ridiculous the jiggle physics get until the slightest fuckin impulse of force on it from ANYTHING causes it to go absolutely WILD.
@MOKKA I don't think the issue was shovelware exactly, but the slew of Unity asset flips that were made purely to basically launder cash through the steam trading card bullshit. Fuckin' sucks that indie devs got caught by the backlash of that unfairly though. Also that the same damn thing is happening again but now it's the same 3rd person shooter with zombies but different titty anime girl models in various states of undress.
Jim Sterling's videos have gotten even more anarchic since they both came out and started living their best life, and also since their ADHD diagnosis, and I am just... fuckin' loving it even more.
Absolutely the quality content I needed and it's so good to see them just... thriving.
@zatnosk @dzuk@weirder.earth the most important control in videogames that almost never gets implemented, controlling the dicks.
@dzuk@weirder.earth christ i had to doubletake at the bit on the left because I thought the "Duck" key said "Dick" on it and was like "WUA... WHAT...!?"
@codl wh...what even
Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz
boosted
here's my mastodon export data viewer again, since my personal instance is being retired and I needed a way to view the exported data:
https://github.com/blackle/mastodon-data-viewer.py
@finn For when your body makes its own bone hurting juice and you gotta undo that
@a_breakin_glass i want you to know my gremlin brain is extremely pleased by this godforsaken bullshit we have generated together.
i am however suffering. ;w;
@welshpixie my brain never even
because it always ODD ;D
@a_breakin_glass please do not encourage my brain it's being bad today D:
me: why are you like this why can't you just be normal
brain: WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT...
me: please NO
brain: AIR MINE, NAVY MINE, ARMY MINE, US MARINES MINE. THIS IS HOW THEY RECRUIT, THEY MINE FOR THEM, DIGGING THEM OUT OF THE EARTH-
me: god dammit I wanted to do things today, not engage with this bullcrap-
brain: ...wait... doesn't that make all mines earth mines?
me; oh my GOD
me: *doing nothing*
my brain: ...landmine.
me: ...? ...
brain: ...land. Mine.
Me: ...okay?
brain: why not air mine. or sea mine...?
me: ...ohhh no.
brain: mining for the land, mining for the air, mining for the sea!
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
