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@MOKKA like, i feel like thse are valid points, so don't get me wrong I'm not saying I don't believe you or anything, or that you're wrong, i just... I don't really know how to respond to this at all. Sorry :(
I just also don't know where all this has come from. I know "oh i didn't see any of that happen" isn't a defense at all, or even a nullification of your points, but I definitely would appreciate any links you could toss my way so I could read up on this because this is news to me

looking through old design revisions as if they were baby photos

I actually have a real soft spot for this early design of kobold where the lines between me and dragon were a little more blurred

look at themmmm

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@pup_hime because he's a fine upstanding person.

what with the sides made of iron.

it does make it hard for him to bend down tho

@FimbulK@mastodon.social "Don't worry! We'll solve this problem with the power of FRIENDSHIP!... and also this GUN that I found!"

re: Bad lewd pun 

@zatnosk @dzuk@weirder.earth sadlfjsdf i am now imagining a "Dick" slider like with the conan mmo or whatever it was but instead of controlling size it controls how jank/functional its jiggle physics are so at minimal it's just a fuckin' frozen sausage just jutting out there, low mid point is... "normal"? and then the more you crank it up, the more ridiculous the jiggle physics get until the slightest fuckin impulse of force on it from ANYTHING causes it to go absolutely WILD.

@zatnosk @monorail @kurt ...i am choosing to read these as various forms of the word "Wizard"

@MOKKA I don't think the issue was shovelware exactly, but the slew of Unity asset flips that were made purely to basically launder cash through the steam trading card bullshit. Fuckin' sucks that indie devs got caught by the backlash of that unfairly though. Also that the same damn thing is happening again but now it's the same 3rd person shooter with zombies but different titty anime girl models in various states of undress.

Jim Sterling's videos have gotten even more anarchic since they both came out and started living their best life, and also since their ADHD diagnosis, and I am just... fuckin' loving it even more.

Absolutely the quality content I needed and it's so good to see them just... thriving.

@zatnosk @dzuk@weirder.earth the most important control in videogames that almost never gets implemented, controlling the dicks.

@dzuk@weirder.earth christ i had to doubletake at the bit on the left because I thought the "Duck" key said "Dick" on it and was like "WUA... WHAT...!?"

here's my mastodon export data viewer again, since my personal instance is being retired and I needed a way to view the exported data:
github.com/blackle/mastodon-da

@finn For when your body makes its own bone hurting juice and you gotta undo that

@a_breakin_glass i want you to know my gremlin brain is extremely pleased by this godforsaken bullshit we have generated together.

i am however suffering. ;w;

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